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Is anyone to blame?

The threads are all the same.

Is anyone to blame?

 

The board, it is aflame.

Is anyone to blame?

The board, it is aflame.

 

Is anyone to blame?

It seems like just a game.

Is anyone to blame?

Posted

There will be rioting in the stands if they don't do it now.  Still pushing for it to be locked up before the last night, so that the season finale can be extra boisterous and supportive.

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I apologize to all of the anti-tankers for this topic. In the event that we finish 29th, who do you feel is most responsible? Is it Ted Nolan, Murray, Maloney and Regier, or someone else? You might also think that no one is to blame and stuff happens.

 

The hockey gods...

 

What's to criticize?  Since the full season lockout, the Loafs have followed a consistent pattern: win a lot of games for the 1st ~50 and then lose even more after the switch flips.  That they followed that exact same pattern, but intentionally this time is mockable far more than criticizable. :lol:

 

Bunch of gutless wonders.

 

Is anyone to blame?

The threads are all the same.

Is anyone to blame?

 

The board, it is aflame.

Is anyone to blame?

The board, it is aflame.

 

Is anyone to blame?

It seems like just a game.

Is anyone to blame?

 

Blame the hockey gods.

We can never have nice things.

McEichel bye-bye...

 

 

Buffalo curse lives.

Can't even win at losing.

Next Crosby is gone.

 

 

Twenty-ninth just sucks.

Lottery only chance now.

Percentage is low.

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There once was a man from near Scranton,

Who decided he'd profit from losing,

So he traded his soul, for a new form of coal,

With the fumes, bought the team of his choosing.

 

What he bought was a definite winner,

But they didn't have the stink of a sinner.

So he financed a tank with the stank of his bank,

And ate Buffalo's Balls for dinner.

 

He saw fans as a well unexploited,

Unpolluted, untapped, uncorroded,

Just the type of podunk, he could blind with his spunk,

So his army of lawyers unloaded.

 

Let's pretend we're for everything Good.

We're for Stanley, and Youth, and the City,

Never mind situations, never mind durations,

When great projects progress it ain't pretty.

 

Heil Pegula, the King of the Cats!

So you folks pay him mint for the future,

Because once he is rich, your future's his bitch,

He's the Piper so follow like rats.

Posted (edited)

After tomorrow night's game,

Is anyone to blame?

Will the threads still be the same?

Will they be more tame?

After tomorrow night's game.

Edited by Eleven
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After tomorrow night

Hopefully we no longer fight

No bickering about wrong or right

Or posts saying go fly a f##cking kite

 

Celebrate and paint this town red

Bask in the glory of ted

Get drunk and get some head

Lay down and go to bed

 

Next year no more shart

Victory appears from the start

Our players seem to have heart

Talent will set us apart

 

Our boys will act all manly

As we drink from the cup of Stanley

No more worry of the tank

These thoughts you can take to the bank

Posted

Pierogi eaters are to blame, especially those that eat them on special occasions.

 

But it is ok, as pierogi eaters have wide shoulders and strong backs and can handle the heavy burden of such a heavy lift as taking the blame of not finishing with a guaranty of taking a top 2 pick.

 

So send me some home made pierogies and I will accept all the blame.

 

If there are those of you that believe this burden goes beyond pierogies, I could also use something to wash them down with.

 

Yes, I will do this! I will make the ultimate team sacrifice for all the loyal Sabres fans and especially Anna, no fracking necessary.

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