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I just heard on the local rochester news that a Yotes announcer was arrested when he bit a cop in a local casino last night!! Is that true?!

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I just heard on the local rochester news that a Yotes announcer was arrested when he bit a cop in a local casino last night!! Is that true?!

 

Someone posted a twitter / Buffalo News item about it here.

In a strange twist Nick Boyton went Tyson on a BPD officers finger, guess all these Yote games made him snap;

 

http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/police-blotter/boynton-former-nhl-player-detained-after-allegedly-biting-officer-at-buffalo-casino-20150326

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"He's the devil, Pegula's the devil!" echoed the shouts around the HSBC Arena pavilion, cutting the brand-new owner of the Buffalo Sabres off in mid-sentence.


 


"He's going to lose on purpose! He's going to lose on purpose!"


 


"The worst team in hockey two years in a row!"


 


As every head spun around and Terry Pegula's mouth fell open, Mike Gilbert whispered into his sleeve, "Take him down" while at the same time he mentally cursed the decision to accept the lowest bid on arena security.


 


"Darcy, he'll be a Coyote, he'll be a Coyote! And the Sabres fans will be cheering for them, against the Sabres. They'll be cheering for the Coyotes! Against the Sabres! In this building!"


 


"And Darcy will be a Coyote!"


 


"A Coyote! Ahhhhh ooooooooooo! Ahhhhhhh ooooooo!" howled the intruder, clad in a camo jacket, "Miller Saves But Jesus Scores on the Rebound From Center Point Through a Screen" t-shirt and filthy black knit cap.


 


"Tell them, Harrington. Tell them how wrong it is! Miiiiikkeeeee!"


 


"Ryan Vinz will suit up! Watch him. Someone watch him. Watch his equipment. It'll be in his office! Battista will tell him. Battista!"


 


"Ahhhhh oooooooo!"


 


As Mike and Nacho, security thugs, closed in, the bedraggled man got in as much as he could.


 


"And there'll be a sweater with blue on the front and gold on the backkkkkkkkk" he shouted as batons and fists came raining down on him.


 


"Worlds will collide! Worlds will collide! Nolan, LaFontaine, they're all in on it!"


 


"Pegula's the devil. There will be a trial! There will be a..." His words would become muffled as they tried to make his face a permanent part of the cold, hard concourse floor.


 


Hauntingly, one more sentence escaped into the air. "They're going to murder the Buffalo Sabres. Ahhh ooooo!"


 


With that, the poor bastard was choked out and dragged unconscious onto Perry St., never to be seen again.


 


"Gee whiz, seems one of my fellow Keystone Staters dropped in to say hi," said Pegula to laughs and a standing ovation.


 


Furiously taking notes, Harrington did not stand.

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I just heard on the local rochester news that a Yotes announcer was arrested when he bit a cop in a local casino last night!! Is that true?!

 

Yes it's true.  Boynton, former Bruin.

 

It figures.

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Didn't mean it to sound that way!

No offense here. I've done every stupid thing under the sun. Some of them twice!

Hell! I painted my cat today!

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I like this post.

In my perfect world, we finish 7-2, led by Grigorenko and Larsson, win the lottery and we all have to apologize to JJ when a teddy gets them off to a 23-14 start next fall.

No sarcasm, in case anyone is wondering.

:flirt:

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Win or lose, this thread will be epic.  I think we should introduce the concept of a time capsule.  Isolate and don't reopen until the Sabres win a cup

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Vets better miss the net on every shot.  Spare me the "pro athletes aren't wired that way" BS.  Who here isn't pro at their job and hasn't mailed in a day at work?  I'm looking at Gionta especially (already has like 30 million dollars, and a cup), Moulson, Ennis, who else?   Kids, try hard, makes sense, pad stats for contract.

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What I've seen so far...two McEichel tee shirts, a Sabres jersey with a "Go Yotes" cutout covering the Sabres emblem and a guy wearing a Coyote jersey over a Sabres tee shirt.

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It's not too late to start.

Ok, statistics man, you were right.

 

Sabres win 6-2.

 

Ted Nolan gets a shoe thrown at him during the post game.

:lol:  :lol:  I sort of absurdly want the Sabres to win, even though I want the breathing room.

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This year has really made me realize that we take sports way too seriously. A year ago my friend wearing a Doan jersey to this game despite being a Sabres fan would've been too far but now I just think it's hilarious and fun.

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