Taro T Posted December 20, 2014 Report Posted December 20, 2014 He joined March 10th 2007[1], which means that as of today, December 18th 2014[2], 2,840 days have passed [2]. He has 19,826 at press time [1]. He therefore averages out to ~6.98 posts per day (ppd), which. Projecting out, at this rate it would take him ~24.85 days to read 20K; call it 25. It is 14 days before New Years. He would have to increase his rate up to around ~12.43 ppd, an increase of 5.45 ppd, or ~43.85%. Get to work d4rk! 1. http://forums.sabres...1361-d4rksabre/ 2. https://www.google.c...sm=122&ie=UTF-8 3. http://www.convertunits.com/dates/from/Mar+10,+2007/to/Dec+18,+2014 Heck, if Liger could do it the 1st 6 months he posted here, D4rk should be able to do it for 2 weeks. ;) To think, we could be witnesses to history here. Seems like we should have Les Nessman reporting this historic event. "The crowd is curious, but well behaved. ..." Quote
inkman Posted December 20, 2014 Report Posted December 20, 2014 If it hadn't been for the great crash I'd already be there! I lost 5k posts in that crash!! Quote
MattPie Posted December 20, 2014 Report Posted December 20, 2014 I lost 5k posts in that crash!! You're still behind then! :) Quote
inkman Posted December 20, 2014 Report Posted December 20, 2014 You're still behind then! :) Thanks tank! Quote
Stoner Posted December 20, 2014 Author Report Posted December 20, 2014 Heck, if Liger could do it the 1st 6 months he posted here, D4rk should be able to do it for 2 weeks. ;) To think, we could be witnesses to history here. Seems like we should have Les Nessman reporting this historic event. "The crowd is curious, but well behaved. ..." I'm thinking more along the lines of Rick Azar calling OJ's 2,000 yard run on radio from Shea Stadium. "d4rk posting left, one more! There it is! Gentlemen, and ladies, and bio, I don't know if we realize what we have been privileged to see..." Quote
biodork Posted December 21, 2014 Report Posted December 21, 2014 I'm thinking more along the lines of Rick Azar calling OJ's 2,000 yard run on radio from Shea Stadium. "d4rk posting left, one more! There it is! Gentlemen, and ladies, and bio, I don't know if we realize what we have been privileged to see..." Hey! lol Quote
Taro T Posted December 21, 2014 Report Posted December 21, 2014 I'm thinking more along the lines of Rick Azar calling OJ's 2,000 yard run on radio from Shea Stadium. "d4rk posting left, one more! There it is! Gentlemen, and ladies, and bio, I don't know if we realize what we have been privileged to see..." But on review will SDS bounce him up from 20,000 to 20,001 or 20,002, like they did for OJ? Or even worse, find a couple of :) only posts and bump him back down to 19,998? That would be rough. It could lead to pandemonium round these parts. Quote
Stoner Posted December 21, 2014 Author Report Posted December 21, 2014 But on review will SDS bounce him up from 20,000 to 20,001 or 20,002, like they did for OJ? Or even worse, find a couple of :) only posts and bump him back down to 19,998? That would be rough. It could lead to pandemonium round these parts. SDS might have to hire this guy: Quote
X. Benedict Posted December 21, 2014 Report Posted December 21, 2014 SDS might have to hire this guy: Looking through the records, the Secretary of Posts has moved to impeach posts #12896, #14982, #8044. I stand with d4rk, an attack on his post count is really an attack on us all. Quote
drnkirishone Posted December 21, 2014 Report Posted December 21, 2014 But on review will SDS bounce him up from 20,000 to 20,001 or 20,002, like they did for OJ? Or even worse, find a couple of :) only posts and bump him back down to 19,998? That would be rough. It could lead to pandemonium round these parts. if they take away some posts do you think we could get bernie mac to play d4rk in the movie? Quote
Stoner Posted December 21, 2014 Author Report Posted December 21, 2014 if they take away some posts do you think we could get bernie mac to play d4rk in the movie? Uhh, come on. We all know it's going to be Kiefer Sutherland. Quote
Taro T Posted December 21, 2014 Report Posted December 21, 2014 if they take away some posts do you think we could get bernie mac to play d4rk in the movie? :lol: Uhh, come on. We all know it's going to be Kiefer Sutherland. :( Was thinking more along the lines of Christian Bale in prisoner beard mode. ;) Quote
darksabre Posted December 21, 2014 Report Posted December 21, 2014 Donald Sutherland, not Keifer, get it right. Quote
Stoner Posted December 21, 2014 Author Report Posted December 21, 2014 Donald Sutherland, not Keifer, get it right. Oh yeah. The kid when you get to 24k. Oh that was terrible, even by my low standards. Quote
Jsixspd Posted December 22, 2014 Report Posted December 22, 2014 At 19,861 total posts, and ten days left in the year - D4rk has to post an average of 14 posts per day to hit the mark by New Years. Very doable. Quote
LastPommerFan Posted December 22, 2014 Report Posted December 22, 2014 Way to go Buffalo Sports fans. Keep celebrating individual successes in lieu of championships. Here: This is to go with your circuses. Terry is probably paying D4rk per post to break the milestone and create the illusion of success for the franchise. I can't be the only one who's noticed that D4rks posts have swung heartily into the militant anti-tank, this team is winning now, camp. :pirate: Quote
darksabre Posted December 22, 2014 Report Posted December 22, 2014 Way to go Buffalo Sports fans. Keep celebrating individual successes in lieu of championships. Here: This is to go with your circuses. Terry is probably paying D4rk per post to break the milestone and create the illusion of success for the franchise. I can't be the only one who's noticed that D4rks posts have swung heartily into the militant anti-tank, this team is winning now, camp. :pirate: That's some tasty looking bread. Quote
LastPommerFan Posted December 22, 2014 Report Posted December 22, 2014 That's some tasty looking bread. I actually spent a fair amount of time searching for the tastiest bread image. Quote
darksabre Posted December 22, 2014 Report Posted December 22, 2014 I actually spent a fair amount of time searching for the tastiest bread image. That's commitment to a narrative right there. Quote
LastPommerFan Posted December 22, 2014 Report Posted December 22, 2014 That's commitment to a narrative right there. That's 2 days left at this job right there. Quote
SwampD Posted December 22, 2014 Report Posted December 22, 2014 At 19,861 total posts, and ten days left in the year - D4rk has to post an average of 14 posts per day to hit the mark by New Years. Very doable. Is that all. This must be your first day on the board because I see him hitting it by Christmas,… …and every one a gem, BTW. Quote
sabills Posted December 22, 2014 Report Posted December 22, 2014 I actually spent a fair amount of time searching for the tastiest bread image. I was looking at cooking books yesterday for Christmas gifts and there was one just called "Bread" and my mouth started drooling. Quote
darksabre Posted December 22, 2014 Report Posted December 22, 2014 I was looking at cooking books yesterday for Christmas gifts and there was one just called "Bread" and my mouth started drooling. I think it's time for you to combine homemade liquid bread and solid bread into a business. Get to work. Quote
sabills Posted December 22, 2014 Report Posted December 22, 2014 I think it's time for you to combine homemade liquid bread and solid bread into a business. Get to work. I already made some spent grain bread that was delicious. Becky's working on pretzels and beer cheese soup. Quote
Sabres Fan in NS Posted December 22, 2014 Report Posted December 22, 2014 A better question is ... Will Josie reach 1,000? She is now sitting on 900. I will predict that by the end of 2015 Josie will have reached that magical plateau. Quote
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