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Will d4rk hit 20k posts by 2015?  

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  1. 1. Will d4rk hit 20k posts by 2015?

    • Yes, he is a posting machine who will be fueled by massive amounts of holiday sugar
      19
    • No, his fingers will become entangled in his beard and he will be out indefinitely with an upper body
      6


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Posted

I'm thinking he's got less skill without the beard...

 

He's definitely more of a Chet now, and less, uh, Muffy.

 

What if it was the beard doing all the posting, a la Wilbur? :o

 

Have you seen the beard and Wilbur together in the same room?

 

Btw, you are on a roll today, young lady.

Posted

I'm a little disturbed by his lack of posting on this thread.

Game is on the line, the puck is on his stick, the opportunity is there and he's shooting like Zhitnik.

Posted

I'm a little disturbed by his lack of posting on this thread.

Game is on the line, the puck is on his stick, the opportunity is there and he's shooting like Zhitnik.

 

He's afraid of being labeled a post hog. It's a contract year, and his agent has secretly been talking to HF.

Posted

Formal protest: D4rk is ratcheting up the anti-tank rhetoric with inflammatory statements to get responses and boost his opportunities to post. This achievement will be tainted!

 

Asterisks!

Posted

To put his lofty post total in perspective, I was within a thousand posts of him at one point. He clearly has a second gear.

Posted

I think Heisenberg now qualifies. Since we've (but not weave) observed it, we'll never know if he would have hit the mark naturally.

 

Special bonus tabloid headline section:

- Is d4rk the Hardest Working Man in Hockey (commentary)?

- But won't anyone Think of the Josie?!!?

- d4rk romantically linked to Bruin fan, Pegula

- "I had d4rk's alien baby."

d4rk: "I was a teenage communist, and other stories"
Posted (edited)

OTOH he's shaving now, and that time could be used to post more.

 

Exactly. If he now has no beard, energy is now being spent on regrowing it.

 

My only fear is that North Korea will reset his post count.

Edited by shrader
Posted (edited)

I had a chance to get tickets to see the Blue Man group.

But I said to myself, not this holiday season. d4rk will be hitting 20K, and I'm not really sure what the Blue Man Group is.

Edited by X. Benedict
Posted

I had a chance to get tickets to see the Blue Man group.

But I said to myself, not this holiday season. d4rk will be hitting 20K, and I'm not really sure what the Blue Man Group is.

 

Good show if you do. The ending is fantastic

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