Stoner Posted December 18, 2014 Report Posted December 18, 2014 (edited) We are on the verge of SabreSpace history, my friends. Never thought I'd be alive to see it happen. And, to think, he's still young. He could finish with a million posts. What a stud. Edited December 18, 2014 by PASabreFan Quote
WildCard Posted December 18, 2014 Report Posted December 18, 2014 200 posts in a week, solid time for a trade or finding out Regier is a Sith lord Quote
shrader Posted December 18, 2014 Report Posted December 18, 2014 Is the sky blue? Is water wet? Is PA old? Quote
darksabre Posted December 18, 2014 Report Posted December 18, 2014 I shaved my beard yesterday. I've now super aerodynamic. Quote
Weave Posted December 18, 2014 Report Posted December 18, 2014 I shaved my beard yesterday. I've now super aerodynamic. Tired of having your ID taken away for further scrutiny? Quote
darksabre Posted December 18, 2014 Report Posted December 18, 2014 Tired of having your ID taken away for further scrutiny? I now look like I'm 19. Which might be worse. Quote
Stoner Posted December 18, 2014 Author Report Posted December 18, 2014 I shaved my beard yesterday. I've now super aerodynamic. Aha! You're already choking? What's wrong with that hand? Quote
MattPie Posted December 18, 2014 Report Posted December 18, 2014 I think Heisenberg now qualifies. Since we've (but not weave) observed it, we'll never know if he would have hit the mark naturally. Special bonus tabloid headline section: - Is d4rk the Hardest Working Man in Hockey (commentary)? - But won't anyone Think of the Josie?!!? - d4rk romantically linked to Bruin fan, Pegula - "I had d4rk's alien baby." Quote
Stoner Posted December 18, 2014 Author Report Posted December 18, 2014 BIO DREAMS: BEARD CLIPPINGS CONTAIN CURE FOR BALDNESS I think Heisenberg now qualifies. Since we've (but not weave) observed it, we'll never know if he would have hit the mark naturally. Special bonus tabloid headline section: - Is d4rk the Hardest Working Man in Hockey (commentary)? - But won't anyone Think of the Josie?!!? - d4rk romantically linked to Bruin fan, Pegula - "I had d4rk's alien baby." haha I have Walter White on the Brain. Quote
spndnchz Posted December 18, 2014 Report Posted December 18, 2014 Just a warning but at 20k posts we do a full body scan. Quote
MattPie Posted December 18, 2014 Report Posted December 18, 2014 Just a warning but at 20k posts we do a full body scan. Who administers the scan? Quote
nfreeman Posted December 18, 2014 Report Posted December 18, 2014 I'm not doing the cavity search this time unless there's a full juice cleanse beforehand. Quote
Sabres Fan in NS Posted December 18, 2014 Report Posted December 18, 2014 When in 2015? January 1st? Maybe. It depends on how much time he has on his hands and Josie's desired uses for that time. At some point in 2015? I'd say probably, unless he goes all *snowmobile97* (I think that was the dude) on us and is banned for life. Quote
shrader Posted December 18, 2014 Report Posted December 18, 2014 When in 2015? January 1st? Maybe. It depends on how much time he has on his hands and Josie's desired uses for that time. At some point in 2015? I'd say probably, unless he goes all *snowmobile97* (I think that was the dude) on us and is banned for life. If he manages to get banned at 19999, it will be pure art. Quote
Jsixspd Posted December 18, 2014 Report Posted December 18, 2014 Just a warning but at 20k posts we do a full body scan. This pleases Nikita. Quote
X. Benedict Posted December 18, 2014 Report Posted December 18, 2014 I'm not doing the cavity search this time unless there's a full juice cleanse beforehand. There was a time when just latex gloves and a rubber inflation bulb were enough. Juice cleanse? What's the world coming to? Quote
josie Posted December 18, 2014 Report Posted December 18, 2014 I now look like I'm 19. Which might be worse. He looks like he's on Christmas furlough from the Great War. Seriously, the hair cut and boyish face- he looks like a doughboy from 1916. When in 2015? January 1st? Maybe. It depends on how much time he has on his hands and Josie's desired uses for that time. At some point in 2015? I'd say probably, unless he goes all *snowmobile97* (I think that was the dude) on us and is banned for life. I wish. d4rk ain't got no time for that. There's hockey to be discussed and politics to research. Quote
Stoner Posted December 18, 2014 Author Report Posted December 18, 2014 When in 2015? January 1st? Maybe. It depends on how much time he has on his hands and Josie's desired uses for that time. At some point in 2015? I'd say probably, unless he goes all *snowmobile97* (I think that was the dude) on us and is banned for life. You derned numbers people. Yes, by midnight on January 1, 2015. Or December 31, 2014. Oh boy it's all falling apart on me. Quote
shrader Posted December 18, 2014 Report Posted December 18, 2014 You derned numbers people. Yes, by midnight on January 1, 2015. Or December 31, 2014. Oh boy it's all falling apart on me. The answer to the question is still the same no matter which date in 2015 you pick. Quote
sabills Posted December 18, 2014 Report Posted December 18, 2014 (edited) He joined March 10th 2007[1], which means that as of today, December 18th 2014[2], 2,840 days have passed [2]. He has 19,826 at press time [1]. He therefore averages out to ~6.98 posts per day (ppd), which. Projecting out, at this rate it would take him ~24.85 days to read 20K; call it 25. It is 14 days before New Years. He would have to increase his rate up to around ~12.43 ppd, an increase of 5.45 ppd, or ~43.85%. Get to work d4rk! 1. http://forums.sabres...1361-d4rksabre/ 2. https://www.google.c...sm=122&ie=UTF-8 3. http://www.convertunits.com/dates/from/Mar+10,+2007/to/Dec+18,+2014 Edited December 18, 2014 by sabills Quote
TrueBlueGED Posted December 18, 2014 Report Posted December 18, 2014 I have complete faith in D4rk to do two things: grow a beard and post a lot. With the beard out of the way, he can focus all of his energies on reaching this milestone. Quote
MattPie Posted December 18, 2014 Report Posted December 18, 2014 (edited) He joined March 10th 2007[1], which means that as of today, December 18th 2014[2], 2,840 days have passed [2]. He has 19,826 at press time [1]. He therefore averages out to ~6.98 posts per day (ppd), which. Projecting out, at this rate it would take him ~24.85 days to read 20K; call it 25. It is 14 days before New Years. He would have to increase his rate up to around ~12.43 ppd, an increase of 5.45 ppd, or ~43.85%. Get to work d4rk! 1. http://forums.sabres...1361-d4rksabre/ 2. https://www.google.c...sm=122&ie=UTF-8 3. http://www.convertun...to/Dec 18, 2014 Keep your stats, I've watched him post and I think the kid's got it in him. Edited December 18, 2014 by MattPie Quote
darksabre Posted December 18, 2014 Report Posted December 18, 2014 If it hadn't been for the great crash I'd already be there! Quote
biodork Posted December 18, 2014 Report Posted December 18, 2014 Keep your stats, I've watched him post and I think the kid's got it in him. MattPie is Ted Nolan's kind of poster. ;) Quote
Stoner Posted December 18, 2014 Author Report Posted December 18, 2014 MattPie is Ted Nolan's kind of poster. ;) Yes! I have complete faith in D4rk to do two things: grow a beard and post a lot. With the beard out of the way, he can focus all of his energies on reaching this milestone. OTOH he's shaving now, and that time could be used to post more. Quote
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