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Explain to me why Hodgson on a 4th line makes any sense at all (as opposed to a scratch).

 

I'll breathlessly await insight.

 

No the fourth line is for your organisation's top prospect

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I had a connolly jersey, as soon as i got that he got concussed.... In my wise decision making, I had the connolly changed to a Hodgson, at that point he starting (continued) sucking.... Therefore If I burn the jersey, he will become Crosby

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Explain to me why Hodgson on a 4th line makes any sense at all (as opposed to a scratch).

 

I'll breathlessly await insight.

 

You can breathe. It wasn't a jab at you, it's an inside joke with nfreeman. He thinks I thought Lindy was "holding back" Thomas Vanek.

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So while I was looking at Reinhart's stats, I decided to check out Hodgson's as well; as it turns out, we may be misdirecting our anger. With nearly identical usage, he's sitting at a tidy 5.9 relative Corsi...Moulson and Ennis, meanwhile, are at -8.2 and -9.1 respectively. That's not a trivial difference.

 

Here's a bonus stat for the Stafford haters: he's facing middle-ground competition and his relative Corsi is at -18.3, 2nd worst on the team. For comparison, Girgensons is playing similar minutes and sitting at an 8.0.

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Thanks. And sorry.

 

Posting here means you never have to say you're sorry. Your eyes still make me feel all oogly-googly.

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So while I was looking at Reinhart's stats, I decided to check out Hodgson's as well; as it turns out, we may be misdirecting our anger. With nearly identical usage, he's sitting at a tidy 5.9 relative Corsi...Moulson and Ennis, meanwhile, are at -8.2 and -9.1 respectively. That's not a trivial difference.

 

Here's a bonus stat for the Stafford haters: he's facing middle-ground competition and his relative Corsi is at -18.3, 2nd worst on the team. For comparison, Girgensons is playing similar minutes and sitting at an 8.0.

 

I don't need numbers to tell me Drew sucks.

 

Matty might suck but I like him.

 

Cody can go choke on a fruit smoothie.

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I don't need numbers to tell me Drew sucks.

 

Matty might suck but I like him.

 

Cody can go choke on a fruit smoothie.

 

Ain't no sunshine in d4rkville today. And I like it. Kerfuffled Carter vs. Angry Eleven in a grudge match to the death. The budding young curmudgeon vs. the Bill Bixby of Buffalo.

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Ain't no sunshine in d4rkville today. And I like it. Kerfuffled Carter vs. Angry Eleven in a grudge match to the death. The budding young curmudgeon vs. the Bill Bixby of Buffalo.

 

I try to stay pretty positive and I like to give guys in sports the benefit of the doubt. But a shitbird is a shitbird no matter how nice your bird watching glasses are.

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I'm so sick of Cody Hodgson I'm already tired of hating him.

 

We haven't had a real man on this team since Jim Schoenfeld was crying at the airport.

I hate any player who teases that he will be that guy then spends the next two years thinking he's Mikhail ###### Baryshnikov.

Until he gets a nose to match his dad's, Marcus Foligno must go.

 

Jhonas Enroth is the smallest goalie in the NHL and is most euro-looking euro this franchise has ever had.

He needs to go.

 

 

Mike Weber tries so hard and achieves so little he makes me want to cry.

He need to go.

 

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Brian Gionta is captain of a team that has scored less than Michael Jackson at a nun convention.

He is older than Howie ###### Morenz.

 

He needs to go.

 

Tyler Ennis looks like he plays in a band my 14-year-old listens to.

The "playmaker" on the team's number one power play and he's yet to record an assist all season.

 

He needs to go.

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Andrej Meszaros hasn't made a play since Alexei Yashin was Ottawa's best player.

He's on pace to be the first NHL player to be a quaruple digit minus.

 

He has to go.

 

Michael Neuvirth couldn't even make it as backup in Washington.

And he looks like a ###### hobbit.

 

He has to go.

 

Chris Stewart is built like Lawrence Taylor and plays hockey like Taylor Swift.

 

He needs to go.

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Matt Moulson might be on pace to collect $25 million without scoring a single ###### goal.

And he looks like my brother's dealer.

 

He has to go.

 

Who the ###### is Andre Benoit anyway?

 

He has to go.

 

Tyson Strachan?

 

Why the ###### is even here?

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Matt Moulson might be on pace to collect $25 million without scoring a single ###### goal.

And he looks like my brother's dealer.

 

He has to go.

 

Who the ###### is Andre Benoit anyway?

 

He has to go.

 

Tyson Strachan?

 

Why the ###### is even here?

 

:lol:

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Andrej Meszaros hasn't made a play since Alexei Yashin was Ottawa's best player.

He's on pace to be the first NHL player to be a quaruple digit minus.

 

He has to go.

:lol:

Edited by LabattBlue
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Matt Moulson might be on pace to collect $25 million without scoring a single ###### goal.

And he looks like my brother's dealer.

Always thought MattyMo looked like a dude who knows his way around a gravity bong

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Reinhart and Risto should go because kids shouldn't have to go through ###### like this.

Torrey Mitchell and Nick Deslauriers can stay if, and only if, they severely injure a Bruin.

Cody Mac can stay because he makes Glass's kid happy and somebody on this ###### board needs to be ###### happy.

gorges can stay because the guy is actual ###### hockey player.

Myers can stay because we all need someone to argue about.

Stafford can stay because the world will come to ###### end if he doesn't.

Zemgus can stay because he is a ###### God.

 

Everybody else, get the ###### off my hockey team.

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