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Ristolainen looks bad tonight. Getting overworked.

You are kidding right? I've counted 8 positive plays to one meh. Defensively he is better than Myers.
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Who's talking about The Funk?

 

http://mightyboosh.wikia.com/wiki/The_Funk

 

 

You see, the Funk is a living creature. It's 'bout the size of a medicine ball, but covered in teats. It came from another planet, and landed on Bootsy Collins's house.

 

Back then Bootsy was just a simple farmer. But he took one look at all of those mauve titties and he lost his mind. He began to milk the Funk. Made himself a Funk shake. Began to feel fizzy inside. He found he could see 'round corners. Suddenly, he passed out. But when he came to, baby, he was slapping a bass guitar fast and loose like some kind of delirious, funky priest.

 

Two months later, he was world-famous with his band, Parliament, and everybody wanted a piece of the Funk: Rick Wakeman, even the Bee Gees.

 

One day, Parliament was traveling on the mothership, fooling around with the Funk, when George Clinton kicked the Funk clean overboard.

 

That was July the Second, 1979, the Day the Funk died.

 

Two weeks later, I found the Funk, in bed with a conger eel. At first I thought it was a sea anenome, but under closer inspection, I realized it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.

 

I offered to take him back to Parliament, but he said he was done with that ######, and that they never listened to him anyway, and were only interested in his funky produce. So I let him live down here, with me, in this cave.

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You are kidding right? I've counted 8 positive plays to one meh. Defensively he is better than Myers.

Hockey is a sport everyone watches a little different. It amazes me how differently the same plays are perceived.

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Don't under estimate 19s pass on that play. It was ____________.

 

Awkward.

Silly.

Stinky.

Craptastic.

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Who's on his line again?

 

He needs to go down if this is how Nolan is going to use him.

 

 

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Hockey is a sport everyone watches a little different. It amazes me how differently the same plays are perceived.

No doubt...spice of life yada yada
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