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That would be the greatest pro-wrestling moment in the history of sports. I'm just imagining Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler calling that.

 

"Here's Moulson coming in on net and he.....shot it over the glass? He shot it over the glass! Now he's tearing off his Sabres jersey to reveal a half Erie Otters, half BU jersey! He's Team Tank! He's tanking for McEichel!!! Now Meszaros is behind the bench in a Team Tank jersey too and he's beating Nolan with a steel chair!!!"

 

I'm actually sad that we'll never see something that awesome happen.

 

Full Marks.

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This was also a part of it that annoyed me. Settle down Patty, you've only won a little bit in a short stretch and the winning ways seem to have dissipated.

Was a Bull ###### question anyway.

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Was a Bull ###### question anyway.

 

Do we know what the question is? Essentially I would answer tank questions with the "If the fans are upset that we're winning then that's their prerogative. We are paid to win and that's what we're going to try to do."

 

And then I would punch the journalist in the face for asking the same question over and over.

 

 

Kaleta's quote was essentially what I just said. Wasn't even an insult to them. Just an "I don't care."

 

http://www.buffalohockeybeat.com/sabres-becoming-dominant-home-team-i-dont-think-a-lot-of-teams-like-coming-to-buffalo/

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That would be the greatest pro-wrestling moment in the history of sports. I'm just imagining Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler calling that.

 

"Here's Moulson coming in on net and he.....shot it over the glass? He shot it over the glass! Now he's tearing off his Sabres jersey to reveal a half Erie Otters, half BU jersey! He's Team Tank! He's tanking for McEichel!!! Now Meszaros is behind the bench in a Team Tank jersey too and he's beating Nolan with a steel chair!!!"

 

I'm actually sad that we'll never see something that awesome happen.

 

Hahahhahja that's amazing!

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That would be the greatest pro-wrestling moment in the history of sports. I'm just imagining Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler calling that.

 

"Here's Moulson coming in on net and he.....shot it over the glass? He shot it over the glass! Now he's tearing off his Sabres jersey to reveal a half Erie Otters, half BU jersey! He's Team Tank! He's tanking for McEichel!!! Now Meszaros is behind the bench in a Team Tank jersey too and he's beating Nolan with a steel chair!!!"

 

I'm actually sad that we'll never see something that awesome happen.

 

That is quite awesome. Even better if you see him sending a wink up to GMTM and Neuvirth ripping off his mask to reveal Leino under there.

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That is quite awesome. Even better if you see him sending a wink up to GMTM and Neuvirth ripping off his mask to reveal Leino under there.

I realized after the fact that there wasn't any WWE intro music reference.

 

"The Sabres down to their last chance and here's Moulson getting ready... Wait, what's this? The jumbotron is playing the Erie Otters intro! And that's the BU school song! Moulson just shot the puck over the glass! And now he's ripped his yellow Sabres jersey off and he's got a half Otters, half BU sweater underneath! He's Team Tank!! Moulson is tanking! Meszaros is wearing the same BU-Otters sweater and he just hit Nolan with a steel chair! The game is already over but Kim Pegula just made her way onto the ice and threw powder in Enroth's eyes!!!

 

Post-game coming up."

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And then the camera flashes to an opened zamboni door with Craig MacTavish standing there. Awkward stare down with many a flared nostril and shoulder flexing.

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Sigh

 

Oops I think I offended Tank. Forgot you get a little touchy when woman are mentioned in posts. That was not nice of! me to say about Kim. I edited it.

 

 

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That would be the greatest pro-wrestling moment in the history of sports. I'm just imagining Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler calling that.

 

"Here's Moulson coming in on net and he.....shot it over the glass? He shot it over the glass! Now he's tearing off his Sabres jersey to reveal a half Erie Otters, half BU jersey! He's Team Tank! He's tanking for McEichel!!! Now Meszaros is behind the bench in a Team Tank jersey too and he's beating Nolan with a steel chair!!!"

 

I'm actually sad that we'll never see something that awesome happen.

XHL

 

I like it.

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That would be the greatest pro-wrestling moment in the history of sports. I'm just imagining Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler calling that.

 

"Here's Moulson coming in on net and he.....shot it over the glass? He shot it over the glass! Now he's tearing off his Sabres jersey to reveal a half Erie Otters, half BU jersey! He's Team Tank! He's tanking for McEichel!!! Now Meszaros is behind the bench in a Team Tank jersey too and he's beating Nolan with a steel chair!!!"

 

I'm actually sad that we'll never see something that awesome happen.

 

Memories of my college days when we would watch the WWF any time we could.

 

Outstanding!!

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Yeah the wrestling talk is a little nauseating

Sorry about that. Between my posts and the Jack Edwards thread, there's a lot of awful announcing of fictional events to deal with all at once.

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Just about all CHL teams in action tonight....

 

TB/BUF

CAR/PIT

MIN/CBJ

NJ/DET

ARI/DAL

PHI/COL

EDM/CAL

 

Hopefully we ring in the new year with a regulation win for BUF, and regulation losses for EDM, CAR, CBJ, and NJ. And OT Losses for ARI and PHI or COL.

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Nice way to end 2014 in the carrion. Victory!

 

Indeed. Sabres pick up 2 points and Edm with overtime win. I'll take it! Looks like Enroth is starting to catch fire again too. Looks like Kim had a serious talk with him.

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Current standings through games played in 2014.

 

Team ----- GP - L - W - OT - PTS

Edmonton 38 22 8 8 52

Carolina 37 23 10 4 50

Buffalo 38 21 14 3 45

New Jersey 39 19 13 7 45

Arizona 37 19 14 4 42

Philadelphia 37 16 14 7 39

Colorado 37 15 14 8 38

Columbus 35 16 16 3 35

Ottawa 36 14 15 7 35

Dallas 36 14 17 5 33

 

As the calendar turns, the Sabres are a mere Josh Georges worth of regulation 2 pointers away from leading the juggernaut that is the Edmonton Eulers. Aka, a single 2 pointer gained each remaining calendar month and McEichel will be hearing both national anthems before games for a veeeerrry long time.

 

No CHLers in action today.

 

But there are 7 in action tomorrow including 2 potential 1 pointers: the 2.5 bag matchup of the Phlyers visiting the Candy Canes and the 3 bag matchup of the Eulers at Cowawado. Sabres taking 2 from the former CHLer Cats would be huge!

 

Happy New Year to all.

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