Free Agent Frenzy 2014

[shrader]

 

I wasn't trying to ogle her as I find this whole exercise a little creepy, you can't see her face in any of the pics. For all we know she looks like goofy.

 

Yeah, this whole thing is very creepy

[carpandean]

Yeah, this whole thing is very creepy

 

Only if you're really over-thinking it. Two seconds on Google Images to jokingly point out that a guy who has an attractive wife might not care as much about where he ends up. It's not like anyone here was taking her picture or was talking about doing anything with her.

 

Lighten up, Francis. :P

[Huckleberry]

Only if you're really over-thinking it. Two seconds on Google Images to jokingly point out that a guy who has an attractive wife might not care as much about where he ends up. It's not like anyone here was taking her picture or was talking about doing anything with her.

 

Lighten up, Francis. :P

 

I'd do anything with her :D

[shrader]

 

 

Only if you're really over-thinking it. Two seconds on Google Images to jokingly point out that a guy who has an attractive wife might not care as much about where he ends up. It's not like anyone here was taking her picture or was talking about doing anything with her.

 

Lighten up, Francis. :P

 

Aud Smell is still out there hiding in the bushes in front of Kim Pegula's place.

[That Aud Smell]

Can't do the multi-quote on my phone, but lemme say a couple things.

 

Otto's going to land somewhere. He appears to be in no real rush. And it does seem as though Buffalo could be in the mix. Whatever. Good for him.

 

Ott's wife is quite fit. I don't imagine she's Ink's type. IIRC, Ink prefers ladies with some curve and payload--not the 5'0" spinners.

 

The fact that I recall Ink's type disturbs and delights me.

 

There's nothing creepy about parading out public image pictures of a pro athlete's wife.

 

There is something creepy about using state of the art spy gear to snap close-ups of the wife of a billionaire pro sports team owner from a distance of 1/3 of a mile.

 

Mrs. Ott is cute. She's no Kim Pegula. And I have close-ups of Mrs. Pegula to prove it.

Edited July 7, 2014 by That Aud Smell

[kas23]

 

 

Yeah, this whole thing is very creepy

 

Yeah, this whole adult males checking out an adult female who willingly posted her pics all over the internet thing is definitely tops on my creep meter.

[nfreeman]

 

Ott's wife is quite fit. I don't imagine she's Ink's type. IIRC, Ink prefers ladies with some curve and payload--not the 5'0" spinners.

 

The fact that I recall Ink's type disturbs and delights me.

 

Very nice.

[inkman]

Can't do the multi-quote on my phone, but lemme say a couple things.

 

Otto's going to land somewhere. He appears to be in no real rush. And it does seem as though Buffalo could be in the mix. Whatever. Good for him.

 

Ott's wife is quite fit. I don't imagine she's Ink's type. IIRC, Ink prefers ladies with some curve and payload--not the 5'0" spinners.

 

The fact that I recall Ink's type disturbs and delights me.

I'm delighted as well. I think it's probably burned into your brain from the Hayden Panatierre (no idea if its spelled right nor do I care) thread. I want women who look like women, not little girls. Give me Salma Hayak, Christina Hendricks or Melissa Rauch. Not these shapeless little waifs.

Edited July 7, 2014 by inkman

[SwampD]

I'm delighted as well. I think it's probably burned into your brain from the Hayden Panatierre (no idea if its spelled right nor do I care) thread. I want women who look like women, not little girls. Give me Salma Hayak, Christina Hendricks or Melissa Rauch. Not these shapeless little waifs.

I think I'm getting some mixed messages. Don't you also like that Nicole Curtis, though?

[inkman]

I think I'm getting some mixed messages. Don't you also like that Nicole Curtis, though?

She's kinda tiny but is pretty curvy. The fact that she looks 40 and not 12 is my main point. She's not exactly my type but the fact that she could build me a house gets her bonus points.

 

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/XltsxcB_adc/maxresdefault.jpg

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I dated a girl who looks exactly like Mrs. Ott when I was in college. Total wrong side of the tracks mismatch (I was poor, she lived with her filthy rich parents). I didn't like that her hair smelled like hot hair product all of the time. She was nice, all the same.

 

Now that I think of it, I dated several little Italian-like girls from wealthy families back in the day. One was (and I presume still is) a Jew, but had the same just north of petite body thing going on. That type is shapely, like Ott's wife, they're not waif-ish with only a suggestion of curves.

 

 

[Ghost of Dwight Drane]

I dated a girl who looks exactly like Mrs. Ott when I was in college. Total wrong side of the tracks mismatch (I was poor, she lived with her filthy rich parents). I didn't like that her hair smelled like hot hair product all of the time. She was nice, all the same.

 

Now that I think of it, I dated several little Italian-like girls from wealthy families back in the day. One was (and I presume still is) a Jew, but had the same just north of petite body thing going on. That type is shapely, like Ott's wife, they're not waif-ish with only a suggestion of curves.

 

NSFW

 

[shrader]

Yeah, this whole adult males checking out an adult female who willingly posted her pics all over the internet thing is definitely tops on my creep meter.

 

In a thread talking about NHL free agency? Yeah, creepy.

[That Aud Smell]

In a thread talking about NHL free agency? Yeah, creepy.

 

Well, not creepy. But mos def in violation of SDS's prescription on proper board conduct.

[Huckleberry]

She's kinda tiny but is pretty curvy. The fact that she looks 40 and not 12 is my main point. She's not exactly my type but the fact that she could build me a house gets her bonus points.

 

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You are just a manwhore aren't you ? :D

[Hoss]

Derek Roy's agent said yesterday that he was near an agreement with a western conference club but nothing has come yet. Assumption is that it'll be Edmonton or Nashville.

[inkman]

You are just a manwhore aren't you ? :D

Retired into wedded bliss

[LTS]

Derek Roy's agent said yesterday that he was near an agreement with a western conference club but nothing has come yet. Assumption is that it'll be Edmonton or Nashville.

 

It should be Arizona. Regier is there. You know he wants Roy back!

[LabattBlue]

I'm surprised there has been no mention of Connolly across the league. I thought for sure he would try and make a "comeback" this year. Even as a Plan B, go over to Europe for a couple of years, pad the bank account, and play in a league that might be better suited for his style of play.

[Brawndo]

Greg Wyshynski ‏@wyshynski 1m

Ville Leino’s agent tells me he’s having “good talks” with multiple teams for the UFA.

 

 

:blink:

[dEnnis the Menace]

Greg Wyshynski ‏@wyshynski 1m

Ville Leino’s agent tells me he’s having “good talks” with multiple teams for the UFA.

 

 

:blink:

 

American teams? NHL teams? I mean, if we're talking AHL or lower, fine...but...man other teams must really be looking to tank!

[X. Benedict]

Greg Wyshynski ‏@wyshynski 1m

Ville Leino’s agent tells me he’s having “good talks” with multiple teams for the UFA.

 

 

:blink:

Phone connects

 

Agent: Hi this is Sami Sometimonen, Ville's Leino's agent. Any interest?

 

Any GM: Why sure, we are a little strapped at the moment, but give me your number, and we'll give you a call should the team bus tip over.

 

Agent: Thanks

 

Phone disconnects

 

Agent to Ville: It could have been worse, they expressed circumstances where they could envision you joining the team. And I haven't even phoned Arizona yet.

[Iron Crotch]

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[dEnnis the Menace]

Phone connects

 

Agent: Hi this is Sami Sometimonen, Ville's Leino's agent. Any interest?

 

Any GM: Why sure, we are a little strapped at the moment, but give me your number, and we'll give you a call should the team bus tip over.

 

Agent: Thanks

 

Phone disconnects

 

Agent to Ville: It could have been worse, they expressed circumstances where they could envision you joining the team. And I haven't even phoned Arizona yet.

 

HAHAHA! this is great

[Iron Crotch]

Derek Roy's agent said yesterday that he was near an agreement with a western conference club but nothing has come yet. Assumption is that it'll be Edmonton or Nashville.

 

I think it'll be Nashville unless the Preds trade for Vinny Lecavallier. When I ran into Goose at the dog park he mentioned Derek Roy as being an option for the Preds.