Off Topic - What Lucic Told Weise

[LGR4GM]

So, #WhatLucicToldWeise is trending on twitter (probably for me because I follow so much hockey) but I thought we could have some fun with this. Give us your best "what was said" joke!

 

 

"Hey Weise, your Mom's spaghetti is fantastic, yolo" - Lucic

[LastPommerFan]

"All summer I want you to think about the puppy I'm going to execute in your honor...every morning...in the parking lot of a YMCA day camp."

[Kristian]

"Was gonnna .... Uuuuuhmmmm... Say something clever, but uuuuhhhh,..... Uuuhhmm, forgot what it was .........".

[bunomatic]

" You're a real Weisel." Har har," See what I did there ? A Weisel." Har har har

[shrader]

"Grrr... Me smash you face"

[Sabres Fan in NS]

"Hey bro, you Tarzan, me Jane"

[SwampD]

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ,…Waah,… Eh, Eh,… WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

[Wyldnwoody44]

"Just so you know, my penis and nose are the same size "

[spndnchz]

"Just so you know, my penis and nose are the same size and both crooked "

 

fixed

[Sabres Fan in NS]

Thanks for the confirmation, chz.

 

You da man for volunteering to do the research.

 

I was sure his nose was going be bigger and not as crooked. Who knew?

[Wyldnwoody44]

With the way he whines I was almost sure she'd find an innie and not an outie downstairs

[Stoner]

More Lucic bashing? Sabres won't win jack squat until we have one. Or two.

[darksabre]

Looch is Cyrus

 

 

More Lucic bashing? Sabres won't win jack squat until we have one. Or two.

 

I'll pass. I want men on my team.

[dudacek]

More Lucic bashing? Sabres won't win jack squat until we have one. Or two.

 

Come on man, you can't have a little fun at the expense of the Bruins?

 

"Thank you sir. May I have another?"

Edited May 15, 2014 by dudacek

[LastPommerFan]

More Lucic bashing? Sabres won't win jack squat until we have one. Or two.

 

Why the hell would Lucic be bragging to A Canadien's player about how bad the Sabres are? And why would he refer to the Sabres as we? Your proposed quote defies logic young man.

Edited May 15, 2014 by Glass Case Of Emotion

[josie]

"So you're a dog, huh? What's that all about?" "Say hi to your mother for me, ok?"

[North Buffalo]

So the story I heard on the FAN this am is the Lucic threatened both he and I believe it was Emilin. “I’m going to [expletive] kill you next year.” What a sore loser and exhibiting conduct unbecoming. If they had the gonads, the NHL should suspend him for a few games for being a POS. Doubt it will happen, but someone should slue foot that guy next year. And the hit on Miller wasn't intentional.... Lucic true colors coming out for everyone to see. Sounds like he might need to lay off the Roids.

 

http://boston.cbsloc...handshake-line/

Edited May 15, 2014 by Icehole

[LGR4GM]

More Lucic bashing? Sabres won't win jack squat until we have one. Or two.

Shh let us have our fun.

 

"You're mean and I am going home to watch frozen and eat ice cream waaaa :cry: "

[Hoss]

More Lucic bashing? Sabres won't win jack squat until we have one. Or two.

 

Who is Chicago's Lucic?

[WildCard]

"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiii-E-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will someday, kill YOOOOOUUUUUUOHOHOHOHOHOH"

 

Really though, that message seemed to carry on for awhile there, he could've went Whitney Houston on them...

[dEnnis the Menace]

"Chara and Marchand and I are going to go play with my crooked..uh...nose, and you're not invited."

[Stoner]

Who is Chicago's Lucic?

Guys who hate to lose that bad? I have no idea. I'm sure they have 'em.

[shrader]

So the story I heard on the FAN this am is the Lucic threatened both he and I believe it was Emilin. “I’m going to [expletive] kill you next year.” What a sore loser and exhibiting conduct unbecoming. If they had the gonads, the NHL should suspend him for a few games for being a POS. Doubt it will happen, but someone should slue foot that guy next year. And the hit on Miller wasn't intentional.... Lucic true colors coming out for everyone to see. Sounds like he might need to lay off the Roids.

 

http://boston.cbsloc...handshake-line/

 

Talk about an overreaction. Suspension for a little trash talk? Lucic's only punishment should be the public shaming that he will be facing over the next couple days.

 

And to keep this on topic, I'll go with some stupid comment like "Go back to Germany!".

[SwampD]

Talk about an overreaction. Suspension for a little trash talk? Lucic's only punishment should be the public shaming that he will be facing over the next couple days.

 

And to keep this on topic, I'll go with some stupid comment like "Go back to Germany!".

I think his punishment should be that they just keep letting him talk on camera.

[North Buffalo]

Talk about an overreaction. Suspension for a little trash talk? Lucic's only punishment should be the public shaming that he will be facing over the next couple days.

 

And to keep this on topic, I'll go with some stupid comment like "Go back to Germany!".

 

I thought we were supposed to have a little fun with this... but if you think that hot headed I talian said something like that so tame... I have some land in Love Canal that has been deemed safe to live on for you.