(OT) If you had to name a doughnut captain of your doughnut team, what kind of doughnut would it be?

TrueBlueGED · March 10, 2014

Freddie's Doughnuts, vanilla creme filling with either chocolate on top or powdered. Or a hot glazed Krispy Kreme.

No. Just no.

LastPommerFan · March 10, 2014

No. Just no.

That definitely would result in a league fine for player selection.

Samson's Flow · March 10, 2014

Freddie's Doughnuts, vanilla creme filling with either chocolate on top or powdered. Or a hot glazed Krispy Kreme.

All credibility lost. You know they sell those three days old in 7-11's right?

BuffaloSoldier2010 · March 10, 2014

Ryan McDoughnut.

apuszczalowski · March 10, 2014

That definitely would result in a league fine for player selection.

Krispy Cremes the "John Scott" of the Doughnut world?

darksabre · March 10, 2014

Krispy Cremes the "John Scott" of the Doughnut world?

5 and a game for Diabeetus.

Stoner · March 10, 2014

I saw Lindy at Dinky Donuts. He was focused like a laser beam while picking out his dozen. I'll be damned if he didn't end up with a dozen different donuts.

Stoner · March 10, 2014

1. It's donut, not doughnut, right? This should be settled first.

2. Would the cinnamon-sugar donut hole be the European captain of donuts? Is it really a donut?

That Aud Smell · March 10, 2014

1. It's donut, not doughnut, right? This should be settled first.

i don't think that's an essential distinction.

Stoner · March 10, 2014

i don't think that's an essential distinction.

###### you and the horse you rode in on! Are we picking a captain or a cap'n?

Sabres Fan in NS · March 10, 2014

###### you and the horse you rode in on! Are we picking a captain or a cap'n?

Here's your Capn' .....

Edited March 10, 2014 by Sabres Fan In NS

That Aud Smell · March 10, 2014

###### you and the horse you rode in on! Are we picking a captain or a cap'n?

You're such an easy mark.

(Ha! Yes.)

inkman · March 10, 2014

No honey dip/glazed votes? Man that's Chris Drury right there. No frills, straight forward donut. I could eat 50 at a time.

Ghost of Dwight Drane · March 10, 2014

No honey dip/glazed votes? Man that's Chris Drury right there. No frills, straight forward donut. I could eat 50 at a time.

Only the Timbits with the raisin in it. They are addicting.

Bavarian Cream is the only choice. You can eat it for a meal...they still hold til the next day....they don't make a mess.....slam dunk.

Captain Caveman · March 11, 2014

Pecan Butter Crunch.

http://piesnthighs.com/

You want leadership qualities? You want intangibles? This donut's got 'em.

LastPommerFan · March 11, 2014

Only the Timbits with the raisin in it. They are addicting.

Bavarian Cream is the only choice. You can eat it for a meal...they still hold til the next day....they don't make a mess.....slam dunk.

Of all people, I can't believe you'd make Jochen Hecht your captain.

Ghost of Dwight Drane · March 11, 2014

Of all people, I can't believe you'd make Jochen Hecht your captain.

I will give you the Cinnamon for the fall....just like I'd let Mike Grier be captain in February.

I love going to Mayer Bros. and getting the combo.. gallon of cider, apple pie, and dozen doughnuts (cinnamon, powdered, plain), for like $15.

darksabre · March 11, 2014

I will give you the Cinnamon for the fall....just like I'd let Mike Grier be captain in February.

I love going to Mayer Bros. and getting the combo.. gallon of cider, apple pie, and dozen doughnuts (cinnamon, powdered, plain), for like $15.

There's your top line right there.

That Aud Smell · March 11, 2014

There's your top line right there.

The classic fall pack is a solid shutdown 3rd line that can chip in with 40-50 goals on the year.

LastPommerFan · March 11, 2014

I will give you the Cinnamon for the fall....just like I'd let Mike Grier be captain in February.

I love going to Mayer Bros. and getting the combo.. gallon of cider, apple pie, and dozen doughnuts (cinnamon, powdered, plain), for like $15.

You have a good point there. Cinnamon really isn't competitive without the juice. He might get away with it for a while, but eventually USADA will get him. They always do.

inkman · March 11, 2014

This whole Bavarian/Boston Cream thing is nucking futs. Who wants a donut with about a 90% chance I look like I just finished a gay porn shoot? Not to mention the 100% certainty I'll make chocolate somewhere on my face. The taste is ok but nothing special. I can think of half a dozen donuts I'd rather have captain my donut team:

Glazed

Chocolate glazed

Jelly filled powdered

Jelly filled glazed

Any holiday type donut

Cruller

nfreeman · March 11, 2014

I'm late to the party here, and I'm fairly confident my answer will not be acceptable to many, but I would go with the chocolate munchkin.

Even worse: I don't really like donuts.

Unless, that is, funnel cake/fried dough (like what you get at a county fair) counts -- that stuff is great.

Edited March 11, 2014 by nfreeman

bunomatic · March 11, 2014

My good God. This is a whole different debate but how does she wipe her asss with those talons ?

My favorite is a walnut crunch. Close second is the maple whatdoyacallit at Tims. Not sure of the official name but it tastes great.

Lately I've been off donuts do to a fitness and diet thingy that has taken over my mind. Hoping to get it exorcised soon.

As for the captain its a revolving door around here so we'll alternate

Edited March 11, 2014 by bunomatic

SwampD · March 11, 2014

This whole Bavarian/Boston Cream thing is nucking futs. Who wants a donut with about a 90% chance I look like I just finished a gay porn shoot? Not to mention the 100% certainty I'll make chocolate somewhere on my face. The taste is ok but nothing special. I can think of half a dozen donuts I'd rather have captain my donut team:

Glazed

Chocolate glazed

Jelly filled powdered

Jelly filled glazed

Any holiday type donut

Cruller

this

I'm late to the party here, and I'm fairly confident my answer will not be acceptable to many, but I would go with the chocolate munchkin.

Even worse: I don't really like donuts.

Unless, that is, funnel cake/fried dough (like what you get at a county fair) counts -- that stuff is great.

and this.

If I'm going with somethin' sweet for breakfast (why I would ever choose a donut over eggs and corned beef hash is beyond me), I'm going with a cinnamon roll or even better, a cheese danish.

Doughnuts leave me feeling empty inside, although, I've never had a Paula's glazed. Maybe they would fill the whole in my heart left by Freddie's closing

SwampD · March 11, 2014

My good God. This is a whole different debate but how does she wipe her asss with those talons ?

My favorite is a walnut crunch. Close second is the maple whatdoyacallit at Tims. Not sure of the official name but it tastes great.

Lately I've been off donuts do to a fitness and diet thingy that has taken over my mind. Hoping to get it exorcised soon.

As for the captain its a revolving door around here so we'll alternate

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