Hottest Women's Hockey Duo

Ghost of Dwight Drane · February 8, 2014

It's that time.....time to objectify the athletes going for gold, and maybe find a new stalking candidate.

Here is the link to the rosters with pictures. Feel free to add or embed.

http://sochi2014.iihf.com/women/teams/canada/#list

kas23 · February 8, 2014

Julie Chu of US is my favorite.

Jsixspd · February 8, 2014

Voted for Canada - Spooner - 5'10" and 176 lbs! That's a warrior woman right there! Steckline is 2" taller, but weighs less, so isn't as strong.

Edited February 8, 2014 by Jsixspd

SwampD · February 8, 2014

Having to click through all the links to make a decision is a level of research I'm just not comfortable with. I'm sure they're all great hockey players and lovely human beings.

Stoner · February 9, 2014

######?

ubkev · February 9, 2014

Most of these ladies are bigger than Tyler Ennis.

drnkirishone · February 9, 2014

Most of these ladies are bigger than Tyler Ennis.

thats not saying much. I mean i took a dump that was nearly his weight once.... Edited February 9, 2014 by drnkirishone

Huckleberry · February 9, 2014

Having to click through all the links to make a decision is a level of research I'm just not comfortable with. I'm sure they're all great hockey players and lovely human beings.

I'm glad i don't hold that kind of morality and i had nothing better to do at work thank you chinese newyear ;)

Can Szabados shannon - the two you got up seem to fake or something :P

Fin Susanna tapina - the rest of the team let me down

Sui Florence shelling <--- can't believe you missed her :D

USA Gigi marvin - great stripper name there Gigi - also hotter than the ones you put up, its actually her eyes that won me over :D

GER kerstin spielberger - looking at her age she is prolly illegal for us in most countries.

JPN nana fujimoto only good one , im not into the asian thing but she looks good.

RUS vafina alexendra, i think by this time you were slipping a bit from looking at all the pics.

SWE Asserholt jenni for me, but i understand your picks, was more difficult to take a winner on this team.

Overall Gigi is the hottest out there for me, with vafina alexandra as a second and florence shelling as third. I go for the ones with the most "natural " look.

Edit

Into the doghouse:

SUI sandra thallman, damn if im opposing team coach I ask for a physical examination to make sure she isn't packing more than she should be.

Edited February 9, 2014 by Heimdall

.55. · February 9, 2014

Starts and ends with Hilary Knight and anyone else.

Hilary+Knight+USOC+100+Days+Out+Celebration+Sq4QF9Bw1Ftl.jpg

Huckleberry · February 9, 2014

nah i still pick Gigi :P

Edited February 9, 2014 by Heimdall

Kristian · February 9, 2014

I love how it sensors the letters J-A-P for Japan.

Huckleberry · February 9, 2014

I love how it sensors the letters J-A-P for Japan.

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JPN is short for japan though :P

wjag · February 9, 2014

Starts and ends with Hilary Knight and anyone else.

Her online picture does not come close to doing her justice.

Ghost of Dwight Drane · February 9, 2014

I'm glad i don't hold that kind of morality and i had nothing better to do at work thank you chinese newyear ;)

Can Szabados shannon - the two you got up seem to fake or something :P

Fin Susanna tapina - the rest of the team let me down

Sui Florence shelling <--- can't believe you missed her :D

USA Gigi marvin - great stripper name there Gigi - also hotter than the ones you put up, its actually her eyes that won me over :D

GER kerstin spielberger - looking at her age she is prolly illegal for us in most countries.

JPN nana fujimoto only good one , im not into the asian thing but she looks good.

RUS vafina alexendra, i think by this time you were slipping a bit from looking at all the pics.

SWE Asserholt jenni for me, but i understand your picks, was more difficult to take a winner on this team.

Overall Gigi is the hottest out there for me, with vafina alexandra as a second and florence shelling as third. I go for the ones with the most "natural " look.

Edit

Into the doghouse:

SUI sandra thallman, damn if im opposing team coach I ask for a physical examination to make sure she isn't packing more than she should be.

That's the spirit!

There are a few girl next door lookers, but I was trying to add selection. As a whole, the goalies were the cutest.

I had Gigi on the list 4 years ago...time to pass the torch.

I love how it sensors the letters J-A-P for Japan.

The software was programmed off of a Don Rickles act.....

grinreaper · February 9, 2014

Her online picture does not come close to doing her justice.

I'd stick poke her.

Uh, maybe "lay the lumber to her" sounds a little more manly.

Edited February 9, 2014 by grinreaper

That Aud Smell · February 10, 2014

Not for nothing, but, of the women on the US and Canada women's hockey teams, what percentage do you think are not-at-all-interested-in-the-men-folk?

I'm guessing it's a percentage higher than what you'd find in the general population. Maybe 25%?

EDIT: for example, potentially:

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Jocelyn Lamoureux

That there? That's a butch look, bruh.

IKnowPhysics · February 10, 2014

That there? That's a butch look, bruh.

She's from North Dakota. Whadayagonnado.

josie · February 10, 2014

If that's butch, then I must be a total lezzy. I stomp around in Carhartts and plaid like her all winter long... gosh, I feel bad for d4rk now, didn't realize I looked like such a lumberjill. Practicality. Gotta sacrifice some of that girly bs sometimes.

If they're anything like most of the young female athletes I know, they're possibly pansexual. There's just something about a person half in half out of their hockey pads...

darksabre · February 10, 2014

Not for nothing, but, of the women on the US and Canada women's hockey teams, what percentage do you think are not-at-all-interested-in-the-men-folk?

I'm guessing it's a percentage higher than what you'd find in the general population. Maybe 25%?

EDIT: for example, potentially:

Jocelyn Lamoureux

That there? That's a butch look, bruh.

Having known many women's hockey players over the years, it can be hard to tell. But a good indicator was always which ones wore sweatpants to class after practice.

Huckleberry · February 10, 2014

Yeah i didn't want to start the "i see alot of lesbian potential" topic, but luckily someone else did, still have faith in mankind :D

That Aud Smell · February 10, 2014

If that's butch, then I must be a total lezzy. I stomp around in Carhartts and plaid like her all winter long... gosh, I feel bad for d4rk now, didn't realize I looked like such a lumberjill. Practicality. Gotta sacrifice some of that girly bs sometimes. If they're anything like most of the young female athletes I know, they're possibly pansexual. There's just something about a person half in half out of their hockey pads...

i'd say that look is predictive, not determinative.

anyhoo, i meant no offense, and regret if any were taken.

in fact, i sorta meant to slow the roll of objectifying the ice hockey ladies by pointing out that a good number of them, y'know, might bat for the other (same?) team.

MattPie · February 10, 2014

This might be one of the most ridiculous threads I've seen.

josie · February 10, 2014

i'd say that look is predictive, not determinative.

anyhoo, i meant no offense, and regret if any were taken.

in fact, i sorta meant to slow the roll of objectifying the ice hockey ladies by pointing out that a good number of them, y'know, might bat for the other (same?) team.

Yeah, sorry, I try to keep my nose out of these kinds of threads/discussions and let you boys have your fun (it's a male dominated community, after all, and to be expected), but sometimes I can't resist. It IS a pretty fascinating look inside the way the other sex thinks, good and bad! Don't mean to be a total feminazi.

I am plenty guilty of drooling on the water polo players and half naked Canadian bobsled team when the opportunity arises. They are pretty manses, as ink would say. :)

That Aud Smell · February 10, 2014

Yeah, sorry, I try to keep my nose out of these kinds of threads/discussions and let you boys have your fun (it's a male dominated community, after all, and to be expected), but sometimes I can't resist. It IS a pretty fascinating look inside the way the other sex thinks, good and bad! Don't mean to be a total feminazi.

I am plenty guilty of drooling on the water polo players and half naked Canadian bobsled team when the opportunity arises. They are pretty manses, as ink would say. :)

you're not being a feminazi for calling out weak sauce like "hey, durr, loogit the girl in flannel, herba-durr. betcha she's a ######." because that's basically what i put out there.

and, yeah: there's no sense in denying that, if you're into the physiques of guys and/or gals, the olympics are chock full of eye candy.

X. Benedict · February 10, 2014

Lemme Help....

Russian Goalie Ana Prugova

https://www.google.c...iw=1454&bih=726

Edited February 10, 2014 by X. Benedict

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