Eleven Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 Ho ho ho! So all about town, the talk Was about the Sabres going down. For a draft pick, some said, For others, the team simply was dead. For still others, some hope, That the team just would cope. But nay, Santa says, none of these will happen. This team really once traded Chris Gratton! So for everyone in a really dark year, I offer these gifts, in holiday cheer: It's easy to give one to Ghost of Dwight Drane. He gets a ghostly old candy cane. To d4rk I give Pepto and some new goalie gear; To Josie, I give patience, it will be a long year! To chz, a camera, for some really nice selfies, ‘Cause Santa must keep happy his little elfies. No one deserves a barbecue better than weave, And to Liger, I give courage, ‘cause he’ll always believe. Biodork wins a new laboratory, And Qwk, a trip to a new dormitory. For SDS, our thanks, for keeping us here, And our best wishes for a great new year. PA, I offer you an olive branch. After all, we’re on the same ranch. The J-car guys, I wish you car shows, What the point is, nobody knows. Of course we can't leave out our good ol' friend Ink Whose posts would make sense if he would just think! And Dave, or, now he's called Taro, a night with our old skirt, Sundae Bafo And to my good friend, DeLuca 67, A drink on that jerk that we call Eleven. And let's not forget good' old NS, to whom I give world peace and happiness. ON shrader, on freeman, on Aud Smell and RDudly, Before sizzle gets friendly and Stebb gets all cuddly. To anyone who thinks that they I’ve forgot, My poetry is ######, my memory is not. So to all who have posted and tingled my ear, Happy holidays, and a wonderful new year!
Stoner Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 Merry Christmas, Eleven. You were never on ignore. Here's to good conversation in 2014!
Ghost of Dwight Drane Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 I like candy..... Happy Holidays to all.
LastPommerFan Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a reason to replace my Pominville Jersey. Sincerely, Glass.
Eleven Posted December 19, 2013 Author Report Posted December 19, 2013 Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a reason to replace my Pominville Jersey. Sincerely, Glass. Check out our new thirds! --Ted, err, I mean, Santa.
LastPommerFan Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 Check out our new thirds! --Ted, err, I mean, Santa. Thanks. You've now officially ruined Christmas. I hope you're happy.
inkman Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 Ho ho ho! So all about town, the talk Was about the Sabres going down. For a draft pick, some said, For others, the team simply was dead. For still others, some hope, That the team just would cope. But nay, Santa says, none of these will happen. This team really once traded Chris Gratton! So for everyone in a really dark year, I offer these gifts, in holiday cheer: It's easy to give one to Ghost of Dwight Drane. He gets a ghostly old candy cane. To d4rk I give Pepto and some new goalie gear; To Josie, I give patience, it will be a long year! To chz, a camera, for some really nice selfies, ‘Cause Santa must keep happy his little elfies. No one deserves a barbecue better than weave, And to Liger, I give courage, ‘cause he’ll always believe. Biodork wins a new laboratory, And Qwk, a trip to a new dormitory. For SDS, our thanks, for keeping us here, And our best wishes for a great new year. PA, I offer you an olive branch. After all, we’re on the same ranch. The J-car guys, I wish you car shows, What the point is, nobody knows. ON shrader, on freeman, on Aud Smell and RDudly, Before sizzle gets friendly and Stebb gets all cuddly. To anyone who thinks that they I’ve forgot, My poetry is ######, my memory is not. So to all who have posted and tingled my ear, Happy holidays, and a wonderful new year! ###### what a ###### gotta do to get a holla
Eleven Posted December 19, 2013 Author Report Posted December 19, 2013 ###### what a ###### gotta do to get a holla Fine, edited, but you're not going to be happy about it! (Several stanzas/crappy poetry segments/Santaverses added.) Thanks. You've now officially ruined Christmas. I hope you're happy. Yes. --Darcy. I mean, Ted. Ted--NO, dammit I mean Santa!
inkman Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 Fine, edited, but you're not going to be happy about it! Hell if I can figure out what you did. I'll just live in SS obscurity.
Eleven Posted December 19, 2013 Author Report Posted December 19, 2013 Hell if I can figure out what you did. I'll just live in SS obscurity. Look, grumpy, I can send you to the island of misfit toys, or you can simply do a control-F for "Ink."
qwksndmonster Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 Of all the things I miss about (real) college, the dorms certainly aren't it :P Does this make Angry Eleven Krampus?
Ghost of Dwight Drane Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 Hell if I can figure out what you did. I'll just live in SS obscurity. Do you want my candy cane?
bunomatic Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 Happy Festivus and peace and prosperity in the new year to all.
josie Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 Adorable. Safe travels, stay warm, and have a happy holiday season, everyone!
JJFIVEOH Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 Good stuff Mr. Claus! :clapping: I hope everybody has a great holiday season. If anybody wants to get me a present, how about you send some of that snow down here for a few days.
Huckleberry Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 Yup happy hollidays, with lots of food and lots of booze :D
TheMatrix31 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, guys.
neverenough Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 Aw I can't wait to dive into infinite waters. Enjoy folks.
Wyldnwoody44 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 Merry Christmas all, don't overdo it on the eggnog.... And Santa, I'm hurt, crying and lost as I was not added in the the poem
shrader Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 Right back at ya. Now pretend that this was response was also in poem form.
That Aud Smell Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 you're the best, eleven. Right back at ya. Now pretend that this was response was also in poem form. this made me chortle on my coffee.
dEnnis the Menace Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 lol well played sir. Happy holidays to all.
inkman Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 Fine, edited, but you're not going to be happy about it! (Several stanzas/crappy poetry segments/Santaverses added.) Sobriety is a hell of a thing...and I'm not sure I'm there yet.
Derrico Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 Even though I too was shut out of the song.... I want to wish everyone and their families a very Merry Christmas and Happy and prosperous 2014. Enjoy a little time off with loved ones over the holidays!
Weave Posted December 19, 2013 Report Posted December 19, 2013 Mmmmm..... barbeque. But what, no whiskey?
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