spndnchz Posted October 7, 2013 Report Posted October 7, 2013 Like tallies in the loss column, so are the days of our lives.
ROC Sabres Posted October 7, 2013 Report Posted October 7, 2013 2013 - 2014 Buffalo Sabres, At least we won't have to pitch "March to the playoffs"
FolignosJock Posted October 7, 2013 Report Posted October 7, 2013 Like tallies in the loss column, so are the days of our lives. I like!
Sabre Dance Posted October 7, 2013 Report Posted October 7, 2013 "Like cocaine cut with baking soda...our first 4 lines are pretty much worthless" I swear to God, iced tea just shot out my nose.... How about, "Hey - the Canucks haven't won a Cup yet, either!" As far as a new nickname...if the Canadiens are the "Habs", does that mean the Sabres are "Hab - nots"? I thought not. Please move along and continue your normal daily routine. Nothing to see here...move along, move along.
Iron Crotch Posted October 7, 2013 Report Posted October 7, 2013 Seppuku never looked so good! :D In Japan, a disgraced commander would be ordered to commit hara-kiri for his actions. In Buffalo, a disgraced commander gets a contract extension and a raise! Emperor Pegula has gone soft.
North Buffalo Posted October 8, 2013 Report Posted October 8, 2013 Squirrel! I love that one, its an ADD joke, and along those lines with the Sabres... Want to go ride Bikes? Location:Waiting till the year after next or till Regier gets fired
Weave Posted October 8, 2013 Report Posted October 8, 2013 Buffalo Sabres, exceeding standards for mediocrity since 1971.
... Posted October 8, 2013 Report Posted October 8, 2013 Buffalo Sabres: We don't mind if you leave during the third. Buffalo Sabres hockey. Yes, hockey. Come for the pancakes, stay for the bacon; Buffalo Sabres. If the puck had a v.ag.i.na we still couldn't score. Go Sabres. Like a turd slowly pinched out of your a.nu.s we're the Buffalo Sabres. Let me smoke a bowl; gee these nachos are great during a Buffalo Sabres game!
... Posted October 8, 2013 Report Posted October 8, 2013 The Buffalo Sabres: we'd rather be at Derek Roy's house right now. Sure, our hockey game is bad, but we can knit a mean pot-holder. The Buffalo you're going to buy tickets anyway so whatever Sabres. Wet paper bag? Bring it on! Go Sabres!
drnkirishone Posted October 8, 2013 Report Posted October 8, 2013 Sabres hockey..... Its better then a kick in the crotch Sabres hockey... At least our players weren't arrested... This off season Sabres hockey... Come for the hockey leave early for a late dinner Sabres hockey, we didn't knock up your sister that was the Bills Sabres hockey, we also love lamp
... Posted October 8, 2013 Report Posted October 8, 2013 A slogan generator might help: http://www.thesurrea...=Buffalo Sabres I got: "I'm not gonna pay a lot for these Buffalo Sabres." I got: "The Non-Sticky Sticky Buffalo Sabres."
waldo Posted October 8, 2013 Report Posted October 8, 2013 Ash can, who can, we can, (new sabres prospects watch from section 210)
bunomatic Posted October 8, 2013 Report Posted October 8, 2013 Ash can, who can, we can, section 210... Oh the humanity...lol.
waldo Posted October 8, 2013 Report Posted October 8, 2013 Oh the humanity...lol. it is johnny blue night! and i am already three in...lol
Ghost of Dwight Drane Posted October 8, 2013 Report Posted October 8, 2013 Ash can, who can, we can, (new sabres prospects watch from section 210) Play them against Toronto.
Stoner Posted October 8, 2013 Report Posted October 8, 2013 Ash can, who can, we can, (new sabres prospects watch from section 210) Mike Grier chunked up. Too soon?
deluca67 Posted October 8, 2013 Report Posted October 8, 2013 Ash can, who can, we can, (new sabres prospects watch from section 210) Is that man dressed as a cow?
Stoner Posted October 8, 2013 Report Posted October 8, 2013 Is that man dressed as a cow? You're a bovist! --- Buffalo — It's what's for dinner
ROC Sabres Posted October 8, 2013 Report Posted October 8, 2013 The SS Minnow of the NHL, lost after a 3 hour tour.
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