The other sports thread

[Claude Balls]

Abbott couldn't hit for sh!t!

Now this is funny. Maybe wrong, but still funny.

 

You can be moving from one hole to the next w/ a brew in hand. You can also be lining up your shot, figuring out how the green breaks, etc (all important parts of actually PLAYING the game of golf) all w/ a brew in hand.

And seriously, you've never been out in left field w/ a brew in hand while a softball game was going on? You ABSOLUTELY can play softball w/ one hand. Just set the beer down if the prick at the plate hits it in your direction. If it goes to right, you dont even have to set the beer down.

But, there is no ####ing way you are skating around while a game is going on w/ a brew in hand. Would definitely result in alcohol abuse. ;)

I've actually been known to make a few short putts with one hand while holding a beer in the other. And alcohol abuse in hockey is when your beer is on the boards and someone gets checked into it knocking it over. We used to have pickup games at the outdoor Manhattan Square Rink in Roch and there were usually a few beers lined up on the boards as there was no glass. Ah, the good ol' days.

[Sabel79]

I am 100% Dave Foley in this clip.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L-pzFNTo8L8

[Claude Balls]

I am 100% Dave Foley in this clip.

That's how I feel about tennis.

[ubkev]

As if I needed more reasons to hate notre dame. They're the school with their logo on the ice at the frozen four. They aren't even playing anymore.

[Taro T]

As if I needed more reasons to hate notre dame. They're the school with their logo on the ice at the frozen four. They aren't even ###### playing anymore.

Thry are the "host" school. Their logo would've been there even if they lost in the quarters like tgey should've.

[ubkev]

Thry are the "host" school. Their logo would've been there even if they lost in the quarters like tgey should've.

Yeah, yeah. It's in a different state!

[Taro T]

Yeah, yeah. It's in a different ###### state!

Your point being?

 

Pretty sure there are no D1 hockey schools in Illinois at present.

[ubkev]

If I recall correctly, and I may not. It was in Tampa last year. Who was the host school? I don't recall a logo on the ice. Boston the year before that, hockey East logo on the ice.

 

Listen, I just really hate notre dame and I don't remember schools logos being on the ice.

[Taro T]

What a lax game. Syracuse started out up 4-1 over NC then trailed 5-10 in the 3rd. They tied it at 11 and got robbed by the goalie w/ 10 seconds left in regulation.

 

Got a man up in OT & made it count.

 

Cuse is 7-1 in one goal games this year. They're the 1st team ranked #1 overall in 7 weeks to not lose.

 

Great game.

[ubkev]

What a lax game. Syracuse started out up 4-1 over NC then trailed 5-10 in the 3rd. They tied it at 11 and got robbed by the goalie w/ 10 seconds left in regulation.

 

Got a man up in OT & made it count.

 

Cuse is 7-1 in one goal games this year. They're the 1st team ranked #1 overall in 7 weeks to not lose.

 

Great game.

Go 'Cuse lax!

[Claude Balls]

What a lax game. Syracuse started out up 4-1 over NC then trailed 5-10 in the 3rd. They tied it at 11 and got robbed by the goalie w/ 10 seconds left in regulation.

Got a man up in OT & made it count.

Cuse is 7-1 in one goal games this year. They're the 1st team ranked #1 overall in 7 weeks to not lose.

Great game.

Haven't they been behind late in games a few times recently, then won in OT? Not exactly encouraging for a #1

[Taro T]

Haven't they been behind late in games a few times recently, then won in OT? Not exactly encouraging for a #1

They've been finding ways to come through in the clutch. Would be surprised if they win the championship but they've been in some exciting games. Fun season to watch them.

 

Their only loss came when they were missing their faceoff specialist against Army.

[ubkev]

You gotta be a special kind of DB to wear white shorts on the golf course. Today that DB was me! God, I love spring. Golf almost every morning, softball every weekend and the sun is shining pretty darn regularly.

 

Oh, and baseball season!

[Winston]

Aaron Hernandez found dead in his cell, reported suicide.

 

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/19191248/former-new-england-patriots-te-aaron-hernandez-found-dead-prison-cell

[inkman]

Aaron Hernandez found dead in his cell, reported suicide.

 

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/19191248/former-new-england-patriots-te-aaron-hernandez-found-dead-prison-cell

Good that scumbag

[ubkev]

Nice of him to save the taxpayers the burden of providing for him for the rest of his life.

[Samson's Flow]

And the Blue Jays are 2-11. Don't call it a comeback...

 

:cry:

[Eleven]

So it turns out that Serena Williams won the Australian Open while pregnant.

[Sabel79]

So it turns out that Serena Williams won the Australian Open while pregnant.

That's pretty badass.

[inkman]

So it turns out that Serena Williams won the Australian Open while pregnant.

All this time I thought he was a dude

[Samson's Flow]

Not sure if even relevant anymore, but Tiger Woods out for year after undergoing 4th back surgery. Such a decline for an all time great.

[Sabres Fan in NS]

Not sure if even relevant anymore, but Tiger Woods out for year after undergoing 4th back surgery. Such a decline for an all time great.

 

This has got to be the end for him, right?

[inkman]

This has got to be the end for him, right?

Let's hope

[Doohicksie]

Texas Rangers beat the Kansas City Royals 1-0 in 13 innings.  It was an extremely well-played game all around, with an exciting finish:  The only time either team was able to string two hits back-to-back with a one-out double by Joey Gallo followed by the winning RBI by Delino Deshields.  Maybe not household names to most, but they've been hanging around the Rangers franchise for a few years and it was good to see them contribute when it was needed.

Edited April 21, 2017 by Doohickie

[shrader]

All this time I thought he was a dude

 

With the crazy beads her sister had in her hair at the start of her career, I just assumed she was a Predator.