WildCard Posted February 7, 2016 Report Posted February 7, 2016 Replace "hero" with "wiener" - my Dad Quote
Sabres Fan in NS Posted February 7, 2016 Report Posted February 7, 2016 At least we have Frankie MacDonald on the case ... Quote
Stoner Posted February 7, 2016 Report Posted February 7, 2016 He momentarily broke into Shia LeBarf mode. Quote
Taro T Posted February 8, 2016 Report Posted February 8, 2016 Jim Gaffigan is now Colonel Sanders. Quote
darksabre Posted February 8, 2016 Report Posted February 8, 2016 Jim Gaffigan is now Colonel Sanders. They're replacing Norm already? Quote
Taro T Posted February 8, 2016 Report Posted February 8, 2016 They're replacing Norm already? Yep. AND according to NBCSN, tonight is "Curling Night in America." ####ing awesome. Quote
Eleven Posted February 8, 2016 Report Posted February 8, 2016 (edited) Sleeping in freshly bleached sheets after eating a few* wings from the Gate. Goodnight! *That means three. Not ten. So the sheets WILL STAY FRESH dammit, dark and inkman. Edited February 8, 2016 by Eleven Quote
inkman Posted February 8, 2016 Report Posted February 8, 2016 Sleeping in freshly bleached sheets after eating a few* wings from the Gate. Goodnight! *That means three. Not ten. So the sheets WILL STAY FRESH dammit, dark and inkman. Uh huh :) Quote
josie Posted February 8, 2016 Report Posted February 8, 2016 My coworker is foreign. However, cultural differences/nuances aside, he is generally a clueless person. And very, very odd. He falls for those blinking stupid FREE XBOX!!!11 ads all the time and pretty much commits mail fraud from time to time for "free" stuff. He is also obsessed with Britney Spears and Lady Gaga. This is his latest. He never ceases to amaze us... Quote
Stoner Posted February 9, 2016 Report Posted February 9, 2016 A friend of mine — she's pushing 80 — had a cyst on her kidney and because her brother died of cancer from a cancerous kidney cyst, she's been upset and scared. She found out today that after further testing, it's benign and actually pretty common in older folks. We need d4rk's Cary Grant's GTFO gif. GTFO cancer, too bad, so sad. Quote
darksabre Posted February 9, 2016 Report Posted February 9, 2016 A friend of mine — she's pushing 80 — had a cyst on her kidney and because her brother died of cancer from a cancerous kidney cyst, she's been upset and scared. She found out today that after further testing, it's benign and actually pretty common in older folks. We need d4rk's Cary Grant's GTFO gif. GTFO cancer, too bad, so sad. It's incredible how many people are afflicted. We all just assume we're going to get it. Quote
nfreeman Posted February 9, 2016 Report Posted February 9, 2016 Sleeping in freshly bleached sheets after eating a few* wings from the Gate. Goodnight! *That means three. Not ten. So the sheets WILL STAY FRESH dammit, dark and inkman. The wings at the Gate are indeed awesome. Still, this post contained an alarmingly high level of TMI. Quote
Stoner Posted February 9, 2016 Report Posted February 9, 2016 The wings at the Gate are indeed awesome. Still, this post contained an alarmingly high level of TMI. I can't help but wonder why the need to bleach those sheets. Quote
nfreeman Posted February 9, 2016 Report Posted February 9, 2016 I can't help but wonder why the need to bleach those sheets. Exactly. And I'm trying to work here. Quote
Weave Posted February 9, 2016 Report Posted February 9, 2016 I can't help but wonder why the need to bleach those sheets. He's been inviting women to send him pics to gain entrance to his parties lately......... Quote
Neo Posted February 9, 2016 Report Posted February 9, 2016 He's been inviting women to send him pics to gain entrance to his parties lately......... As long as he produces on the field ... Quote
Weave Posted February 9, 2016 Report Posted February 9, 2016 As long as he produces on the field ... He's already had the bar altercation. I sense a suspension coming..... Quote
Eleven Posted February 9, 2016 Report Posted February 9, 2016 He's already had the bar altercation. I sense a suspension coming..... Go choke on a frycake. Quote
Weave Posted February 9, 2016 Report Posted February 9, 2016 Go choke on a frycake. #Characterissues Quote
biodork Posted February 10, 2016 Report Posted February 10, 2016 Spilled a blue cheese cup on the bar floor. Instead of being an ass, I asked the bartender for a wet towel. Wiped it up. Jackass at end of bar is making fun of me for spilling a blue cheese cup and wiping it up. Jackass ended up with a freaking wet bar towel filled with blue cheese and dirt wiped all over his nose and mouth. And I mean I ground that damned thing in. Yes, I did that. Yes, I'm still the guy you all know. It was fun. I'm not a grownup, despite my age, apparently. Ha! I shouldn't condone this, but good on you for not taking sh!t. Quote
Sabres Fan in NS Posted February 11, 2016 Report Posted February 11, 2016 I have no idea how, but I picked up a mild case of athlete's foot (I can say that here, right?). It was not bad and seemed to be going away on it's own, but not completely. Anyway, applied this stuff this morning and it's working already ... Canesten by Bayer. Awesome stuff. Quote
darksabre Posted February 11, 2016 Report Posted February 11, 2016 I have no idea how, but I picked up a mild case of athlete's foot (I can say that here, right?). It was not bad and seemed to be going away on it's own, but not completely. Anyway, applied this stuff this morning and it's working already ... Canesten by Bayer. Awesome stuff. Athlete's foot is one of life's great mysteries to me. It seems like something everyone has and I have no idea what it is. Quote
Sabres Fan in NS Posted February 11, 2016 Report Posted February 11, 2016 Athlete's foot is one of life's great mysteries to me. It seems like something everyone has and I have no idea what it is. Ask and ye shall receive ... http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/athletes-foot/basics/definition/con-20014892 Quote
Stoner Posted February 11, 2016 Report Posted February 11, 2016 I remember in junior high we had to step on this pedal-thingamajig on our way into the shower. It dispensed some liquid that was supposed to prevent athlete's foot. I shudder to think what it was, in the stone ages of 1979. Quote
Doohicksie Posted February 11, 2016 Report Posted February 11, 2016 I have no idea how, but I picked up a mild case of athlete's foot (I can say that here, right?). As long as you don't say penis. Quote
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