Eleven Posted February 1, 2016 Report Posted February 1, 2016 Spilled a blue cheese cup on the bar floor. Instead of being an ass, I asked the bartender for a wet towel. Wiped it up. Jackass at end of bar is making fun of me for spilling a blue cheese cup and wiping it up. Jackass ended up with a freaking wet bar towel filled with blue cheese and dirt wiped all over his nose and mouth. And I mean I ground that damned thing in. Yes, I did that. Yes, I'm still the guy you all know. It was fun. I'm not a grownup, despite my age, apparently. Quote
Taro T Posted February 1, 2016 Report Posted February 1, 2016 Spilled a blue cheese cup on the bar floor. Instead of being an ass, I asked the bartender for a wet towel. Wiped it up. Jackass at end of bar is making fun of me for spilling a blue cheese cup and wiping it up. Jackass ended up with a freaking wet bar towel filled with blue cheese and dirt wiped all over his nose and mouth. And I mean I ground that damned thing in. Yes, I did that. Yes, I'm still the guy you all know. It was fun. I'm not a grownup, despite my age, apparently. You back from getting stitched up already? :p Quote
Weave Posted February 1, 2016 Report Posted February 1, 2016 You back from getting stitched up already? :P Yeah, but you should see the other guy. Blue cheese on his lapel. :P Quote
TrueBlueGED Posted February 1, 2016 Report Posted February 1, 2016 Spilled a blue cheese cup on the bar floor. Instead of being an ass, I asked the bartender for a wet towel. Wiped it up. Jackass at end of bar is making fun of me for spilling a blue cheese cup and wiping it up. Jackass ended up with a freaking wet bar towel filled with blue cheese and dirt wiped all over his nose and mouth. And I mean I ground that damned thing in. Yes, I did that. Yes, I'm still the guy you all know. It was fun. I'm not a grownup, despite my age, apparently. Angry Eleven is real!!! Most definitely awesome. Quote
Ogre Posted February 1, 2016 Report Posted February 1, 2016 Spilled a blue cheese cup on the bar floor. Instead of being an ass, I asked the bartender for a wet towel. Wiped it up. Jackass at end of bar is making fun of me for spilling a blue cheese cup and wiping it up. Jackass ended up with a freaking wet bar towel filled with blue cheese and dirt wiped all over his nose and mouth. And I mean I ground that damned thing in. Yes, I did that. Yes, I'm still the guy you all know. It was fun. I'm not a grownup, despite my age, apparently. You were being kind in my opinion. I'd have shoved it down his throat along with a few teeth....I haven't personally gone that far in a few years but it's still there waiting. The shadow I believe Jung calls it. If I can acknowledge that I am capable of those things, does that mean I've assimilated my shadow? Anyone? Quote
shrader Posted February 1, 2016 Report Posted February 1, 2016 No words needed ... http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/birdzilla-eagle-rehabilitation-lead-poisoning-release-1.3420678 That's three words Quote
wjag Posted February 1, 2016 Report Posted February 1, 2016 John Scott as MVP... Absolutely love it. Quote
Neo Posted February 1, 2016 Report Posted February 1, 2016 Spilled a blue cheese cup on the bar floor. Instead of being an ass, I asked the bartender for a wet towel. Wiped it up. Jackass at end of bar is making fun of me for spilling a blue cheese cup and wiping it up. Jackass ended up with a freaking wet bar towel filled with blue cheese and dirt wiped all over his nose and mouth. And I mean I ground that damned thing in. Yes, I did that. Yes, I'm still the guy you all know. It was fun. I'm not a grownup, despite my age, apparently. "It was fun." Made my day .... Carry on! Authenticity. Quote
Sabres Fan in NS Posted February 3, 2016 Report Posted February 3, 2016 Happy Birthday bunomatic. From the right hand coast of Canada. Also, cereberal1. and ... Quote
darksabre Posted February 3, 2016 Report Posted February 3, 2016 Happy Birthday bunomatic. From the right hand coast of Canada. Also, cereberal1. and ... Rip Titwide :lol: Quote
Sabres Fan in NS Posted February 4, 2016 Report Posted February 4, 2016 Happy Birthday, LTS. Hope it's a good one. And ... ? Quote
nfreeman Posted February 4, 2016 Report Posted February 4, 2016 Spilled a blue cheese cup on the bar floor. Instead of being an ass, I asked the bartender for a wet towel. Wiped it up. Jackass at end of bar is making fun of me for spilling a blue cheese cup and wiping it up. Jackass ended up with a freaking wet bar towel filled with blue cheese and dirt wiped all over his nose and mouth. And I mean I ground that damned thing in. Yes, I did that. Yes, I'm still the guy you all know. It was fun. I'm not a grownup, despite my age, apparently. I'm not going to applaud this, but I will note that Liger and certain others around here are officially on notice. Quote
Eleven Posted February 4, 2016 Report Posted February 4, 2016 I'm not going to applaud this, but I will note that Liger and certain others around here are officially on notice. I'm not as happy with my conduct as I was when I wrote that. I still have no freaking idea what it is that people are referencing between Liger and me--and this is like the third thread it's in. Is this about the library thing? Quote
Taro T Posted February 4, 2016 Report Posted February 4, 2016 I'm not as happy with my conduct as I was when I wrote that. I still have no freaking idea what it is that people are referencing between Liger and me--and this is like the third thread it's in. Is this about the library thing? Truthfully, I doubt Liger knows either, but he seriously went off on you about a month back. Quote
Eleven Posted February 4, 2016 Report Posted February 4, 2016 Truthfully, I doubt Liger knows either, but he seriously went off on you about a month back. Well, I have no problems with him. Quote
Stoner Posted February 4, 2016 Report Posted February 4, 2016 Rip Titwide :lol: Took waaaay too long for me to get it. Spilled a blue cheese cup on the bar floor. Instead of being an ass, I asked the bartender for a wet towel. Wiped it up. Jackass at end of bar is making fun of me for spilling a blue cheese cup and wiping it up. Jackass ended up with a freaking wet bar towel filled with blue cheese and dirt wiped all over his nose and mouth. And I mean I ground that damned thing in. Yes, I did that. Yes, I'm still the guy you all know. It was fun. I'm not a grownup, despite my age, apparently. Was Mr. Hawking upset? Bar none, the best part about playing Montreal is the Google translations of French articles. Josh Gorges and Brian Gionta do not need us to do them a drawing, they are perfectly flavored with the vertiginous descent of Canadian, but they are too busy with the development of their own organization to worry about setbacks Clan Montreal. https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=fr&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rds.ca%2Fhockey%2Flnh%2Fjosh-gorges-et-brian-gionta-se-soucient-des-sabres-et-non-du-canadien-lnh-1.2851772&edit-text= Quote
WildCard Posted February 4, 2016 Report Posted February 4, 2016 How to live in the office world http://i.imgur.com/tajvNUN.jpg?1 Quote
WildCard Posted February 4, 2016 Report Posted February 4, 2016 Can we get the Complaints thread open? Por favor? Quote
TrueBlueGED Posted February 5, 2016 Report Posted February 5, 2016 Erie County bars will continue serving drinks until 4! I honestly can't remember the last time I was out past 2, but I really didn't want to have to worry about the 4am idiocy moving up to 1-2 when I normally go home. Quote
darksabre Posted February 5, 2016 Report Posted February 5, 2016 Erie County bars will continue serving drinks until 4! I honestly can't remember the last time I was out past 2, but I really didn't want to have to worry about the 4am idiocy moving up to 1-2 when I normally go home. I honestly can't believe they kept it at 4am. I thought for sure they were going to turn Buffalo into Rochester. Quote
MattPie Posted February 5, 2016 Report Posted February 5, 2016 I honestly can't believe they kept it at 4am. I thought for sure they were going to turn Buffalo into Rochester. I'm not sure how they'd instantly make everyone in Buffalo be smug. Quote
ubkev Posted February 5, 2016 Report Posted February 5, 2016 Feeling good as hell, cuz my pockets are fat...... Tax return just deposited. Time to buy some stuff! Quote
Sabres Fan in NS Posted February 7, 2016 Report Posted February 7, 2016 Craftsman Snow Blowers by Sears Canada. Trust me. Oh, yeah. Those small (5L) gas cans that are easy to lug even when full. Trust me. Being your own boss so you don't have to schlepp your butt to work in an office, or where ever. Trust me. http://weather.gc.ca/city/pages/ns-19_metric_e.html Quote
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