shrader Posted January 26, 2012 Report Posted January 26, 2012 ...and starting at center, number 666, Vince Clortho... Small and whiny? He'd fit right in. They'd be better off with Zuul, who at least looks like a man. Plus, she's taken out a ton of aliens.
TheChimp Posted January 27, 2012 Report Posted January 27, 2012 This was a thought I had earlier and I forgot to post it. I agree with you completely, that the context of this implies that if someone works hard for them they wont let them go. Losing something implies the desire to possess it. What company considers firing a bad employee a loss? No, sorry, it states quite clearly that they never lost anyone, meaning no one ever left. So if Pegula said it, and he wasn't lying, then they never fired anyone, and no one ever quit, and no one ever died on the job, and no one ever changed gender and therefore had to fill out a new job application, and nobody ever got sucked into the copy machine when copying their naked rear end at one of their company parties, never to be seen again. All the things that we hoped would happen to rid us of dead weight on this team, basically. None of those things ever happen under Terry Pegula. He's like the Jesus of fracking. No wonder they call it Hockey Heaven.
That Aud Smell Posted January 27, 2012 Report Posted January 27, 2012 No, sorry, it states quite clearly that they never lost anyone, meaning no one ever left. So if Pegula said it, and he wasn't lying, then they never fired anyone, and no one ever quit, and no one ever died on the job, and no one ever changed gender and therefore had to fill out a new job application, and nobody ever got sucked into the copy machine when copying their naked rear end at one of their company parties, never to be seen again. All the things that we hoped would happen to rid us of dead weight on this team, basically. None of those things ever happen under Terry Pegula. He's like the Jesus of fracking. No wonder they call it Hockey Heaven. I ... what I was going to say in reply was ... well, what I mean to say is ... :blink:
darksabre Posted January 27, 2012 Report Posted January 27, 2012 No, sorry, it states quite clearly that they never lost anyone, meaning no one ever left. So if Pegula said it, and he wasn't lying, then they never fired anyone, and no one ever quit, and no one ever died on the job, and no one ever changed gender and therefore had to fill out a new job application, and nobody ever got sucked into the copy machine when copying their naked rear end at one of their company parties, never to be seen again. All the things that we hoped would happen to rid us of dead weight on this team, basically. None of those things ever happen under Terry Pegula. He's like the Jesus of fracking. No wonder they call it Hockey Heaven. Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
That Aud Smell Posted January 27, 2012 Report Posted January 27, 2012 Cocaine's a hell of a drug. one of the best one-liners of all time. i am quite sure, though, that chimp was makin' funny. it was just that the post was trippy to read and difficult to riff off of.
darksabre Posted January 27, 2012 Report Posted January 27, 2012 one of the best one-liners of all time. i am quite sure, though, that chimp was makin' funny. it was just that the post was trippy to read and difficult to riff off of. I really have no idea what it was. Trippy is an accurate description for sure.
FogBat Posted January 29, 2012 Report Posted January 29, 2012 ohhh, yeeeaaah. That reminds me of a few truckers out there I've seen out on the road (who at least have some clothes covering their birthday suits). How they continue to pass DOT physicals completely confounds me. (ThePebble19 might know what I'm talking about). This is just sad to watch.
Weave Posted January 29, 2012 Report Posted January 29, 2012 STOP QUOTING THAT PICTURE !!!! :P In all seriousness, you guys have taken a thread that was safe for work and made it totally verbotten for me to open during work hours. I'd like to see an informal rule in place that a NSFW tag be put on threads with stuff like this so I don't get in trouble with my freindly neighborhood IT people.
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