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So, without meaning to offend either by inclusion or exclusion:

 

 

In Buffalo, snow is glistening

Drain is bitchin', we're not listenting.

Bio and Chz are lookin' all cute

Walking in an SS wonderland.

 

Sizzle's hot; he's on the warpath

Myers is not; he's in the hotbath

Vanek can score, from Enroth we want more

Walking in an SS wonderland.

 

In the meadow DeLuca's firing coaches.

In the attic, Eleven's defending the same.

In the sane room, Freeman's making good points.

But in the dark room, Liger's smoking big joints.

 

S-D-S is coding madly.

The powerplay, it's peforming badly.

Stafford sucks, Gragnani misfires pucks,

Walking in an SS wonderland.

 

Mr. weave, he's shooting deer.

But look at Blue, he's drinking beer.

Amerk is spelling, but the defense isn't jelling,

Walking in an SS wonderland.

 

In the goalcrease, Miller is all steady.

But poor Kassian, he is just not ready.

In the pressbox, Weber sits there waiting,

But Ehrhoff's in there instead, always fanning.

 

Shrader's fine, his posts are sane.

But see some others; they're just inane.

Timmy is drunk; Derek Roy is showing his junk

Walking in an SS wonderland.

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Gragnani needs to go,while Mr Roy is on the gong show in sabreland.

Kassian is doin well,and Kaleta is saying O hell not again.

Enroth is young an brave,while each and every sabre slacks the name.

The weather is cold,so im on hold till miller gets it straight in sabreland.

Im on beers so lets save the tears for sabreland........

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So, without meaning to offend either by inclusion or exclusion:

 

 

In Buffalo, snow is glistening

Drain is bitchin', we're not listenting.

Bio and Chz are lookin' all cute

Walking in an SS wonderland.

 

Sizzle's hot; he's on the warpath

Myers is not; he's in the hotbath

Vanek can score, from Enroth we want more

Walking in an SS wonderland.

 

In the meadow DeLuca's firing coaches.

In the attic, Eleven's defending the same.

In the sane room, Freeman's making good points.

But in the dark room, Liger's smoking big joints.

 

S-D-S is coding madly.

The powerplay, it's peforming badly.

Stafford sucks, Gragnani misfires pucks,

Walking in an SS wonderland.

 

Mr. weave, he's shooting deer.

But look at Blue, he's drinking beer.

Amerk is spelling, but the defense isn't jelling,

Walking in an SS wonderland.

 

In the goalcrease, Miller is all steady.

But poor Kassian, he is just not ready.

In the pressbox, Weber sits there waiting,

But Ehrhoff's in there instead, always fanning.

 

Shrader's fine, his posts are sane.

But see some others; they're just inane.

Timmy is drunk; Derek Roy is showing his junk

Walking in an SS wonderland.

 

:clapping:

Posted

So, without meaning to offend either by inclusion or exclusion:

 

 

In Buffalo, snow is glistening

Drain is bitchin', we're not listenting.

Bio and Chz are lookin' all cute

Walking in an SS wonderland.

 

Sizzle's hot; he's on the warpath

Myers is not; he's in the hotbath

Vanek can score, from Enroth we want more

Walking in an SS wonderland.

 

In the meadow DeLuca's firing coaches.

In the attic, Eleven's defending the same.

In the sane room, Freeman's making good points.

But in the dark room, Liger's smoking big joints.

 

S-D-S is coding madly.

The powerplay, it's peforming badly.

Stafford sucks, Gragnani misfires pucks,

Walking in an SS wonderland.

 

Mr. weave, he's shooting deer.

But look at Blue, he's drinking beer.

Amerk is spelling, but the defense isn't jelling,

Walking in an SS wonderland.

 

In the goalcrease, Miller is all steady.

But poor Kassian, he is just not ready.

In the pressbox, Weber sits there waiting,

But Ehrhoff's in there instead, always fanning.

 

Shrader's fine, his posts are sane.

But see some others; they're just inane.

Timmy is drunk; Derek Roy is showing his junk

Walking in an SS wonderland.

 

NIce work.

Posted

on the net, fans are freaking

while in the bars, fans are drinking

half our team, skates like they are dead

while our manager, thinks up excuses in his head

 

all season long, somethings been wrong, walking in a sabres wonderland

 

 

stafford plays, just like a pansy

and the league, thinks we are wussies

we have no leaders, and no heart

but every game, our guys have brain farts

 

its time to make moves, so we can improve, walking in a sabres wonderland...

 

 

maybe over the offseason would should have traded, 1 or 2 guys within darcy's core,

because they are lazy and can't win games, omg they can barely score.

 

later on Pegs will get mad

and he will not stand for this fad

 

Heads are gonna roll, time to change this dog and pony show, walking in a sabres wonderland...

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