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Transfer of Power: THE EMERGENCE OF ENROTH!


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Right, they work you down over time. The Sugar Creek Burrito Bomb might be able to lay a few good licks in here and there, but eventually it gets caught with unsafe contents, and suspended. They might be able to win a game, but the Fryers are going to wear you down over the course of a 7 game series.

The gas station microwave bean bomb will bring any man to his knees. It starts off looking pretty innocent, but after a pre-game warm up in the microwave that bad boy is filled with molten lava that makes a frier's grease feel like a tepid pool. That molten blob of refried beans will scorch every bit of skin off the inside of your mouth, blister your tongue, and even ooze through its broken skin to scorch the webbing between your fingers.

 

Bean bombs may be the 8 seed of the late night eatery playoffs, but any 1 seed that takes it lightly may be scheduling early April tee times.

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The gas station microwave bean bomb will bring any man to his knees. It starts off looking pretty innocent, but after a pre-game warm up in the microwave that bad boy is filled with molten lava that makes a frier's grease feel like a tepid pool. That molten blob of refried beans will scorch every bit of skin off the inside of your mouth, blister your tongue, and even ooze through its broken skin to scorch the webbing between your fingers.

 

Bean bombs may be the 8 seed of the late night eatery playoffs, but any 1 seed that takes it lightly may be scheduling early April tee times.

 

This i disagree with. Your talking about Bean Bombs like they are Hot Pockets. No, you could put a bean bomb in the microwave on high for 3 days and you're still going to bite into a ice chuck in the middle.

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This i disagree with. Your talking about Bean Bombs like they are Hot Pockets. No, you could put a bean bomb in the microwave on high for 3 days and you're still going to bite into a ice chuck in the middle.

 

It's not 1985 anymore. Nowadays, gas stations have commercial power microwaves that dim the lights when you turn them on.

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It's not 1985 anymore. Nowadays, gas stations have commercial power microwaves that dim the lights when you turn them on.

 

My only memories of 1985 are from VH1 shows from the early 2000s. :blush:

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It's not 1985 anymore. Nowadays, gas stations have commercial power microwaves that dim the lights when you turn them on.

With the exception of XC and his ilk, anyone who's cooking a meal in a gas station microwave has made some wrong decisions in life.

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With the exception of XC and his ilk, anyone who's cooking a meal in a gas station microwave has made some wrong decisions in life.

 

I don't care if you've made all the right decisions in life, if you don't find yourself in a gas station pondering the bean and cheese burrito every once in awhile, you ain't livin life to its fullest. There is something elemental about those little nuggets of time.

 

 

 

Or maybe it's just the vices talking........ :blush:

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I don't care if you've made all the right decisions in life, if you don't find yourself in a gas station pondering the bean and cheese burrito every once in awhile, you ain't livin life to its fullest. There is something elemental about those little nuggets of time.

 

 

 

Or maybe it's just the vices talking........ :blush:

Amen. Double bonus points if the sun is just starting to rise as you do it.

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I don't care if you've made all the right decisions in life, if you don't find yourself in a gas station pondering the bean and cheese burrito every once in awhile, you ain't livin life to its fullest. There is something elemental about those little nuggets of time.

 

 

 

Or maybe it's just the vices talking........ :blush:

I agree. I should have added that every time I've ever cooked a late night meal in a gas station, it was the result of a bad decision that I'm grateful I made.

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I agree. I should have added that every time I've ever cooked a late night meal in a gas station, it was the result of a bad decision that I'm grateful I made.

 

I support a 24/7 Manufacturing facility. We make a part of a weapon used in a place where people fight where there is sand and hydrocarbons. There was a "surge" of something or other there, and they needed some more of the "part" I make. For about 6 months in 2008, I basically survived on roller grill items.

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Amen. Double bonus points if the sun is just starting to rise as you do it.

 

I figured that a sun just about due to come up was assumed. :blush:

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I took me a second to find the thread since it magically turned into a Taco/Burrito thread. :blink:

I'm a little miffed about that because I was just about to talk about Clash of the Titans. I actually prefer the old movie to the new one. Claymation monsters are just way cooler than CGI monsters.

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I'm a little miffed about that because I was just about to talk about Clash of the Titans. I actually prefer the old movie to the new one. Claymation monsters are just way cooler than CGI monsters.

 

No doubt. Look what CGI did to Star Wars.

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Sorry about yesterday fellas. Another person I know and cared deeply for died on Wed. Now I'm waiting around for number 3.

 

Sorry to hear that. And sorry for giving you grief about Miller. Someone mentioned it yesterday, but I agree when that person said that Miller is going through a slump. Hopefully he snaps out of it soon.

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I'm a little miffed about that because I was just about to talk about Clash of the Titans. I actually prefer the old movie to the new one. Claymation monsters are just way cooler than CGI monsters.

Not surprising really, considering the old title and it's contents from the aforementioned first 8 pages miffed alot of posters as well.

Par for the course within the realm of sports.

 

The new title fits the subject matter the thread has transitioned too.

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I was disapointed in the Nachos I had during the 3rd period of the Columbus game, Way too much cheese sauce and chilli made the nachos too soggy and tough to eat without making a huge mess

This is a concept I don't understand. Dry toppings like jalapenos and shredded cheese should go on the nachos. Wet ones like salsa and cheese sauce should go on the side for dipping. Why is this not common practice?

 

Sorry about yesterday fellas. Another person I know and cared deeply for died on Wed. Now I'm waiting around for number 3.

I put my hipwaders on and wandered into this thread for the first time this morning. Sorry to hear that chz. You've had a rough go of it lately.

 

I support a 24/7 Manufacturing facility. We make a part of a weapon used in a place where people fight where there is sand and hydrocarbons. There was a "surge" of something or other there, and they needed some more of the "part" I make. For about 6 months in 2008, I basically survived on roller grill items.

You make IEDs? I'm calling DHS

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