LGR4GM Posted March 22, 2011 Report Posted March 22, 2011 Ghost Dwight Drane gave me the idea because he thought ruff lets a buffalo poop on a board of players numbers and then i spit coke out onto my comp screen, so anyone else got any other ridiculous ways ruff might use to choose the captain? I say he uses a special wheel where he puts on the 10players who give him the best "cuddle time" and then he spins away... and drew carey announces it like the price is right wheel... "you got ooo, ooo, awww, you got butler. Do you wanna spin again?"
carpandean Posted March 22, 2011 Report Posted March 22, 2011 Rochambo contest. Wait, does it hurt getting kicked in the va ... uh ... girl parts?
bleedblueandgold Posted March 22, 2011 Report Posted March 22, 2011 He selects about 5 pictures of his perspective captains...puts on a blindfold and then like pinning the tale on the donkey.....he holds a "C", spins in a circle three times and whoever he puts it on......there's the next captain..
Supersabre Posted March 26, 2011 Report Posted March 26, 2011 playing bingo at a bingo parlor? :blink:
SabresMojo Posted March 26, 2011 Report Posted March 26, 2011 Do what the Pens do for their Moustache Competition... Shootout at the end of the month.
Ghost of Dwight Drane Posted March 26, 2011 Report Posted March 26, 2011 Trade for an over-the-hill journeyman defenseman, overpay him by $2 million a year, strap on the C, then sit him in the pressbox for 1/3 of his tenure.
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