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Do you think there is a market for a website, where for a small fee.....someone living out of town can request a current Buffalonian to go and purchase a local food product...then eat it on camera for them? Sort of like food porn?

 

Say you live in North Carolina, and it's midnight and you would die for Mighty Taco. Why not request a cute college girl to go get a few? Put the camera in the car...talk to you on the way....listen to the order....get it from the drive-thru......then she can eat it seductively for you. $20???

 

Or for $40 you can get 2 girls to go to Ted's then work over a footlong and a Loganberry on camera. They can describe how greatful they are for you giving them a footlong....and how good it tastes.

 

Willing to take on investors......and interview for employees.

 

I figured that your uncle had you posing for that stuff years ago.

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If I said I had 3 extra jars of Mayonaise...you interested? This seems to be the thread to share condiments in.

Don't eat mayonnaise, home made or otherwise.

 

I think your business idea could gain some traction, but you would have to appeal to your existing clientele. Think topless girls with hometown accents devouring local meat products in unique ways.

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I feel like a condiment. Thanx boys.

 

First one with a footlong please stand up.

 

I wanted so badly to respond, but couldn't think of something witty that wouldn't also get me immediately kicked off the board.

 

Does 6" twice = 12"???

 

Or two six inchers in the same bun?

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One guy actually used this as a pick up line. "It was 24" but I folded it in half". lame.

Love your new handle!

 

Question - what good is a foot long dog without a foot long bun?

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I wanted so badly to respond, but couldn't think of something witty that wouldn't also get me immediately kicked off the board.

 

 

How about the Wayne's World: schwing!

(Though I don't know how witty that is.)

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