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http://www.hockeybuzz.com/blog/Eklund/NHL-Rejects-Kovalchuk-Deal--now-what/1/29427

 

It's Eklund talking about the Kovalchuk contract being rejected by the NHL.

 

Hopefully you noticed this quote:

 

"After i texted himto tell him of the news, One team owner just texted me saying, 'I knew it! How the f***k can you have him making 550 in 2027!!!'"

 

Hahahahah.... team owners! He talks to team owners! This guy is great!!!!

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Eklund has a propensity of posting preposterous rumors that everybody knows won't happen, but even so he continues to post these false rumors that are probably pure fabrication of his fantasy.

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Eklund has a propensity of posting preposterous rumors that everybody knows won't happen, but even so he continues to post these false rumors that are probably pure fabrication of his fantasy.

 

And we all have a propensity for talking about him, and driving traffic to him. We should all be shot.

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Do what I do. Just don't go to the site.

EXACTLYYYYYYYYY!!! :thumbsup:

 

No need for any serious hockey fan to be consuming the Eklund-flavored Kool Aid.

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I visit hockeybuzz daily. I know 95% of his rumors are ###### but at the very least it's some stuff to think and talk about. I don't even mind, really, that his rumors are always false -- rumors are rumors, and just because Eklund is starting them doesn't make them any more false than other rumor reporters/sites out there.

 

The most annoying part of eklund, for me, is when he makes some absurd blog entry such as "Just got a text from a source about a big deal going down tonight... more to come" and then we never hear anything else about it. Even if the supposed deal falls thru, I would rather have him mention it and say so than just act like he never posted it to begin with.

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I visit hockeybuzz daily. I know 95% of his rumors are ###### but at the very least it's some stuff to think and talk about. I don't even mind, really, that his rumors are always false -- rumors are rumors, and just because Eklund is starting them doesn't make them any more false than other rumor reporters/sites out there.

 

The most annoying part of eklund, for me, is when he makes some absurd blog entry such as "Just got a text from a source about a big deal going down tonight... more to come" and then we never hear anything else about it. Even if the supposed deal falls thru, I would rather have him mention it and say so than just act like he never posted it to begin with.

If I told you I was a high end technician at a cable company and there was a chance that the Lifetime channel would "accidentally" be changed to the playboy channel around 8pm tonight would you say yea right and forget about it or turn the channel?

 

This is probably the best way of making people keep coming back to his website. Other websites do the same thing for news but they actually report it later unlike hockeybuzz. It is fun to read some of the rumors that he brings up and they do make you think "what if?" but anything he reports is likely BS.

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If I told you I was a high end technician at a cable company and there was a chance that the Lifetime channel would "accidentally" be changed to the playboy channel around 8pm tonight would you say yea right and forget about it or turn the channel?

 

This is probably the best way of making people keep coming back to his website. Other websites do the same thing for news but they actually report it later unlike hockeybuzz. It is fun to read some of the rumors that he brings up and they do make you think "what if?" but anything he reports is likely BS.

 

This might be my favorite post in a while.

 

Just in the 1/10,000 chance you are serious.....I know what I will be doing at 7:58 tonight.

 

Point proven.

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If I told you I was a high end technician at a cable company and there was a chance that the Lifetime channel would "accidentally" be changed to the playboy channel around 8pm tonight would you say yea right and forget about it or turn the channel?

 

This is probably the best way of making people keep coming back to his website. Other websites do the same thing for news but they actually report it later unlike hockeybuzz. It is fun to read some of the rumors that he brings up and they do make you think "what if?" but anything he reports is likely BS.

 

Any rumors you hear anywhere, period, are likely BS. The only the exception is when a respected NHL analyst breaks a signing or trade mere hours (sometimes minutes) before a team announces it, likely because they've been invited to a press conference or got the inside scoop a little early in order to build a report around it. So those aren't really "rumors" at all.

 

Rumors are rumors and that's the business. Do I really think NHL players, GMs, or agents rush to their cell phones and dial up Eklund every time they make a breakthrough on a deal? No. Nobody has any clue what's going on other than the players and GMs themselves. Everything else is BS. It's still fun to read.

 

I imagine Eklund bases his reports off conversations like these:

Burke: Well what will you give us for Kaberle if we were to move him?

Eklund: KABERLE ON THE MOVE, MORE TO COME

Regier: How bout Stafford and a fifth rounder?

Eklund: SABRES IN ON KABERLE, STAFFORD THE OTHER WAY? (E4)

Burke: No thanks, I'm really looking for someone a little more talented than Drew Stafford.

Eklund: BURKE WANTS TOP LINE TALENT FOR KABERLE.. THIS COULD GET INTERESTING... MORE TO COME

Regier: Well anything more than Stafford is really pushing it.. I'll see what I can do and call you back.

Eklund: MONTREAL LEADS THE HUNT FOR KABERLE

 

etc.

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Any rumors you hear anywhere, period, are likely BS. The only the exception is when a respected NHL analyst breaks a signing or trade mere hours (sometimes minutes) before a team announces it, likely because they've been invited to a press conference or got the inside scoop a little early in order to build a report around it. So those aren't really "rumors" at all.

 

Rumors are rumors and that's the business. Do I really think NHL players, GMs, or agents rush to their cell phones and dial up Eklund every time they make a breakthrough on a deal? No. Nobody has any clue what's going on other than the players and GMs themselves. Everything else is BS. It's still fun to read.

 

I imagine Eklund bases his reports off conversations like these:

Burke: Well what will you give us for Kaberle if we were to move him?

Eklund: KABERLE ON THE MOVE, MORE TO COME

Regier: How bout Stafford and a fifth rounder?

Eklund: SABRES IN ON KABERLE, STAFFORD THE OTHER WAY? (E4)

Burke: No thanks, I'm really looking for someone a little more talented than Drew Stafford.

Eklund: BURKE WANTS TOP LINE TALENT FOR KABERLE.. THIS COULD GET INTERESTING... MORE TO COME

Regier: Well anything more than Stafford is really pushing it.. I'll see what I can do and call you back.

Eklund: MONTREAL LEADS THE HUNT FOR KABERLE

 

etc.

 

You sir, just became my new favorite person. :thumbsup:

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I imagine Eklund bases his reports off conversations like these:

Burke: Well what will you give us for Kaberle if we were to move him?

Eklund: KABERLE ON THE MOVE, MORE TO COME

Regier: How bout Stafford and a fifth rounder?

Eklund: SABRES IN ON KABERLE, STAFFORD THE OTHER WAY? (E4)

Burke: No thanks, I'm really looking for someone a little more talented than Drew Stafford.

Eklund: BURKE WANTS TOP LINE TALENT FOR KABERLE.. THIS COULD GET INTERESTING... MORE TO COME

Regier: Well anything more than Stafford is really pushing it.. I'll see what I can do and call you back.

Eklund: MONTREAL LEADS THE HUNT FOR KABERLE

 

etc.

nicely done :thumbsup:

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Most disturbing avatar ever... but I think you should dedicate it to spndnchz instead.

Which one? Pot farm, or the athletic cup?

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The cup. Definitely a different image than what we usually see on this board

I only figured it was fitting, given the username I applied my gift to. Well, what can I say? In order to get the Cup, they have to start somewhere, right?

 

BTW, there's no way I would have given that one to spndnchz.

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I only figured it was fitting, given the username I applied my gift to. Well, what can I say? In order to get the Cup, they have to start somewhere, right?

 

BTW, there's no way I would have given that one to spndnchz.

 

But he could use one.

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i dont think anybody on the sabres team needs a cup tbh

One shot to you-know-where would change that kind of thinking quickly.

 

Then again, I have to wonder if Eklund wears one of those things on his head as "protection" against all the rightly founded criticism against him.

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