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It was surprising to see a post about passing plays leading to a lot of scoring for the Sabres in the last 3 games.

 

Sadly reading that thread didn't give me a feeling that I'd be escaping Hockey

Speak anytime soon.

 

The very first time a Sabre tries making a passing play that fails it won't take two seconds for some parrot to start blabbering that crap about being "too cutesy" and how passing plays do not working today's NHL.

 

All I needed to do was open that Vanek thread and there it was, I was hit with another dose of Hockey Speak.

 

No, there cannot be a post speculating on what would have happened with those four 1st rounders without someone reciting that same lame speech about how the Sabres had no choice.

 

The worse part of it is that even though each and every chapter in the book of Hockey Speak has been parroted 10,000 times, for some reason there's a need to drone through the entire mantra.

You get the strong feeling that whoever's posting actually believes they're conveying something original.

What's really happening is that the reader's heard it so many times that he's puking his guts out.

 

And no matter how illogical the Hockey Speak gets, there's no challenging it without being the target of personal attacks, you'd be threatening the 'knowledge base' they've worked so hard to earn listening to sources like wgr.

 

Ther's no shortage of parrots and no getting rid of Hockey Speak, but what about shorthand?...

 

Example:

Hockey Speak_Vanek: Breir/Drury lost, had no choice blah blah

Hockey Speak_Zubrus: best player down stretch, Jagr blah blah

Hockey Speak_Scoring: post lockout , different NHL, Cutesy doesn't work blah blah

Hockey Speak_Roy: trade for "true #1 center"/ Marleau blah blah

Hockey Speak_Roy: "won't do what Lindy wants" blah blah

Hockey Speak_Grier: Leader in Locker Room blah blah

Hockey Speak_Goose: there's more hockey than playing hockey blah blah

Hockey Speak_Insult#1: time to do your homework blah blah

Hockey Speak_Insult#2: living in mother's basement blah blah

 

I'd much rather see "blah blah" as a queue to skip past it, because unless you've just started following the Sabres yesterday you already know what's coming.

Posted

It was surprising to see a post about passing plays leading to a lot of scoring for the Sabres in the last 3 games.

 

Sadly reading that thread didn't give me a feeling that I'd be escaping Hockey

Speak anytime soon.

 

The very first time a Sabre tries making a passing play that fails it won't take two seconds for some parrot to start blabbering that crap about being "too cutesy" and how passing plays do not working today's NHL.

 

All I needed to do was open that Vanek thread and there it was, I was hit with another dose of Hockey Speak.

 

No, there cannot be a post speculating on what would have happened with those four 1st rounders without someone reciting that same lame speech about how the Sabres had no choice.

 

The worse part of it is that even though each and every chapter in the book of Hockey Speak has been parroted 10,000 times, for some reason there's a need to drone through the entire mantra.

You get the strong feeling that whoever's posting actually believes they're conveying something original.

What's really happening is that the reader's heard it so many times that he's puking his guts out.

 

And no matter how illogical the Hockey Speak gets, there's no challenging it without being the target of personal attacks, you'd be threatening the 'knowledge base' they've worked so hard to earn listening to sources like wgr.

 

Ther's no shortage of parrots and no getting rid of Hockey Speak, but what about shorthand?...

 

Example:

Hockey Speak_Vanek: Breir/Drury lost, had no choice blah blah

Hockey Speak_Zubrus: best player down stretch, Jagr blah blah

Hockey Speak_Scoring: post lockout , different NHL, Cutesy doesn't work blah blah

Hockey Speak_Roy: trade for "true #1 center"/ Marleau blah blah

Hockey Speak_Roy: "won't do what Lindy wants" blah blah

Hockey Speak_Grier: Leader in Locker Room blah blah

Hockey Speak_Goose: there's more hockey than playing hockey blah blah

Hockey Speak_Insult#1: time to do your homework blah blah

Hockey Speak_Insult#2: living in mother's basement blah blah

 

I'd much rather see "blah blah" as a queue to skip past it, because unless you've just started following the Sabres yesterday you already know what's coming.

I love the fact that what we do here makes you so upset that you feel you have to start a new thread to tell us. I really do. It makes me SO happy knowing that you are so miserable.

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I love the fact that what we do here makes you so upset that you feel you have to start a new thread to tell us. I really do. It makes me SO happy knowing that you are so miserable.

 

-Then get banned.

-Then register again and post the same exact crap insuling people left and right.

-Wash, rinse and repeat.

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-Then get banned.

-Then register again and post the same exact crap insuling people left and right.

-Wash, rinse and repeat.

for the admins: isn't there a way to ban this kid's computer terminal? then again, if he's signing back up from, say, his local public library, that could be a challenge (or an undesired, overbroad practice).

 

we can always hope that carl monday might bring his journalistic justice to town.

 

http://www.fugly.com/videos/9921/the-daily-show-carl-monday.html

Posted

-Then get banned.

-Then register again and post the same exact crap insuling people left and right.

-Wash, rinse and repeat.

.. to a soundtrack of that famous world's tiniest violin, playing Vivaldi's best.. just for him

 

Worlds%20Smallest%20Violin.jpg

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for the admins: isn't there a way to ban this kid's computer terminal? then again, if he's signing back up from, say, his local public library, that could be a challenge (or an undesired, overbroad practice).

 

we can always hope that carl monday might bring his journalistic justice to town.

 

http://www.fugly.com...arl-monday.html

 

Thanks! Now I have the voice of Jeanneret in my head -- "A whack, another whack, they all whack at it!!!"

Posted

for the admins: isn't there a way to ban this kid's computer terminal? then again, if he's signing back up from, say, his local public library, that could be a challenge (or an undesired, overbroad practice).

 

we can always hope that carl monday might bring his journalistic justice to town.

 

http://www.fugly.com/videos/9921/the-daily-show-carl-monday.html

 

I suggested this once before. Either mods couldn't do it or he moved from the public library to the terminal in the AV club at school.

Posted

for the admins: isn't there a way to ban this kid's computer terminal? then again, if he's signing back up from, say, his local public library, that could be a challenge (or an undesired, overbroad practice).

 

we can always hope that carl monday might bring his journalistic justice to town.

 

http://www.fugly.com/videos/9921/the-daily-show-carl-monday.html

Hockey Speak_Insult#1: time to do your homework blah blah

 

Some modification on it, give a little credit to a parrot.

Posted

Hockey Speak_Insult#1: time to do your homework blah blah

 

Some modification on it, give a little credit to a parrot.

 

Perhaps some exercise -- ya know, get out of the house -- could help clear your head. Tennis? Good things happen when you go to the net.

Posted

Perhaps some exercise -- ya know, get out of the house -- could help clear your head. Tennis? Good things happen when you go to the net.

 

Running in traffic is always a good option too. I'm sure Wilbur would agree.

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I almost hit a squirrel today. Swerved at the last minute but I missed.

Well, next time, step on the gas as you swerve and you should be able to hit it clean. ;)

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