[OT] PA where have you gone???

[LabattBlue]

Where has PA gone? Last logged on 12/30.

 

- Sipping Mai Tai's on some Caribbean Beach?

 

- Forgot to pay his cable bill and got disconnected?

 

- Discovered another Sabres message board and has abandoned us? <_<

[darksabre]

Lindy put a hit on him.

[nobody]

Chz has him locked up in her basement.

[wonderbread]

Maybe he's fallen and he can't get up?

[wjag]

Maybe someone didn't get off his lawn.

[LabattBlue]

Maybe he's fallen and he can't get up?

 

 

Maybe someone didn't get off his lawn.

:lol:

[Calvin]

DeLuca do him in? Encroaching on cynical territory?

[TheMadCap]

DeLuca do him in? Encroaching on cynical territory?

 

 

five game win streak, no PA, hmm.... :nana:

[nfreeman]

Excellent question. Here's what I've come up with:

 

- realized he was wrong about Miller, Lindy, Golisano, etc. and can't face us

 

- he finally got a girlfriend

 

- she finally got a boyfriend (this would explain a lot, actually)

 

- stalking Lindy

 

- started a riot at the Vanek fan club worldwide convention and is behind bars

 

Come back, Pa Kettle!

[shrader]

Chz has him locked up in her basement.

 

So is he currently putting the lotion in the basket?

[That Aud Smell]

No novel theories, no clever jokes - but I thought a bump was in order.

[inkman]

Where has PA gone? Last logged on 12/30.

Stalker. I've gone off the board for weeks at a time and I don't recollect coming back to all this fan fare.

[That Aud Smell]

Stalker. I've gone off the board for weeks at a time and I don't recollect coming back to all this fan fare.

so your absence was treated not unlike jack's?

[inkman]

so your absence was treated not unlike jack's?

:angry: :(

[wonderbread]

No you were discussed. Remember you were going thru you spousal issues then you got the new sports car. Your 1/3 life crisis.

[That Aud Smell]

:angry: :(

awh, come on, man - thought i'd earned the right to bust yer chops thusly.

 

(if i shaved it too close, my bad.)

[inkman]

awh, come on, man - thought i'd earned the right to bust yer chops thusly.

 

(if i shaved it too close, my bad.)

Depends on where are you shaving? :unsure:

[That Aud Smell]

Depends on where are you shaving? :unsure:

:w00t:

 

...

 

:sick:

[LabattBlue]

So is he currently putting the lotion in the basket?

:lol:

[shrader]

No you were discussed. Remember you were going thru you spousal issues then you got the new sports car. Your 1/3 life crisis.

 

Based on some of his posts (like say, the massive cut on his head from the bar fight), I'd guess that it was more of a 2/3 life crisis.

[wonderbread]

Based on some of his posts (like say, the massive cut on his head from the bar fight), I'd guess that it was more of a 2/3 life crisis.

 

 

Calves like that literaly shave years off your life.

[LabattBlue]

Stalker. I've gone off the board for weeks at a time and I don't recollect coming back to all this fan fare.

Good question. You must blend in more with the normal board traffic while ole' man PA always seems to find a way to stand out. :D

[shrader]

Calves like that literaly shave years off your life.

 

And god forbid if he ever attempts to go swimming. Those things are like two giant anchors.

[Wilbur]

My Master hasn't been home in weeks. I'm running out of food.

 

All I can do is look out the window and **squirrel**

[inkman]

I'd guess that it was more of a 2/3 life crisis.

As my old friend Neil used to say, "It's better to burn out, than fade away."