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[OT] Duct tape is better than bandaids


darksabre

Douchenozzle (in honor of Eleven)  

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  1. 1. d4rksabre...

    • is drunk
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    • is high on paint fumes
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    • is high on isopropanol fumes
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    • should probably stay out of his garage for a few hours.
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I've been working on the motorcycle tonight. I'm not sure if I'm drunk or in need of oxygen (it's the Fox 95.1's fault either way)! You make the tough choices!

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Got drunk and passed out by 8 last night. Woke up around 2 and played xbox online til about 5. Girlfriend woke up and left for work so i figured I'd take a nap. Just got up.

 

If the weekend isn't intended for drinking and doing whatever the hell you want, then you might as well find a 7 days a week job. Here's looking forward to another good night. :beer:

 

EDIT: And duct tape, used properly, is better than anything... other than bacon.

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I'm stone cold sober. Been crawling around my attic fishing data and power lines. Very hot up there. Alcohol would kill me. Now, after its all done.. that's another story!

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Not sure, but like i said, used properly and I'm sure you'll have a winner. Or a baby.

 

I'm far more worried about the removal than whether or not duct tape would work.

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As a prophylactic? :blink: :huh: :unsure:

 

Try using bacon as a prophylactic and see if you have any chance whatsoever of reproducing while wearing it.

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True duct tape story that I coincidentally heard last night: a friend of mine owns a clothing store. He had an employee who recently immigrated to NYC from Turkey. He had been in the Turkish Army fighting the Kurd separatists and was a scary dude. My friend and the employee were talking about workshop materials, and the employee out of nowhere says "Duct tape is the best American invention ever. You can tie a man to a chair with it, torture him and kill him and the tape will never break." And he wasn't joking.

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True duct tape story that I coincidentally heard last night: a friend of mine owns a clothing store. He had an employee who recently immigrated to NYC from Turkey. He had been in the Turkish Army fighting the Kurd separatists and was a scary dude. My friend and the employee were talking about workshop materials, and the employee out of nowhere says "Duct tape is the best American invention ever. You can tie a man to a chair with it, torture him and kill him and the tape will never break." And he wasn't joking.

 

Can he skate?

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Try using bacon as a prophylactic and see if you have any chance whatsoever of reproducing while wearing it.

Maybe not as a prophylactic, but in lieu of K-Y Jelly it is not bad... :blush:

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