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Anyone else fall into the trap of watching "Meteor" the last two Sunday nights? It was so bad, I couldn't stop watching. "George" was horrible, and I cheered when he died. Whatever he got paid for mailing this role in, it was that much too much. He should give it to charity. He was like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

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He basically has to play the whiney Jewish sidekick or else it's too much of a stretch. I imagine he's a lot closer to George's charcter in real life than he'll ever admit.

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I saw the commercials and thought it might make for an interesting made for TV miniseries. I want to sue NBC for those two hours of my life back. I didn't watch the conclusion. I wasn't expecting a whole lot but I knew I was done when they started shooting smaller meteors out of the sky with soldiers on rooftops with shoulder mounted missle launchers. I understand you need to cut them some slack on bad science, but it was like they didn't even try. I also liked how Christoper Lloyd was listed in the guide description as the first name in the stars list, only that they killed him off about 20 minutes in... when he got hit by a van looking at the sky. Terrible...

 

And yes Jason Alexander is obviously VERY hard up for work these days.

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I saw the commercials and thought it might make for an interesting made for TV miniseries. I want to sue NBC for those two hours of my life back. I didn't watch the conclusion. I wasn't expecting a whole lot but I knew I was done when they started shooting smaller meteors out of the sky with soldiers on rooftops with shoulder mounted missle launchers. I understand you need to cut them some slack on bad science, but it was like they didn't even try. I also liked how Christoper Lloyd was listed in the guide description as the first name in the stars list, only that they killed him off about 20 minutes in... when he got hit by a van looking at the sky. Terrible...

 

And yes Jason Alexander is obviously VERY hard up for work these days.

 

LOL. I find it so so funny that a film could have as its premise -- after 9-11 and Katrina -- that the government in a matter of mere hours will mobilize and start shooting down meteors.

 

It was monumentally bad. The only POSSIBLY redeeming moment was when the three hot chicks meet up on the highway, heading for shelter 50 miles away, and the one chick says she knows a place nearby where they can hang out. And it has a hot tub! The chicks all give each other a look.

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Quantum Quest: A Cassini Space Odyssey (2009) (post-production) (voice) .... Moronic

Hachiko: A Dog's Story (2009) (post-production) .... Carl

Rock Slyde (2009) (completed) .... Mailman Stan

"Criminal Minds" .... Prof. Rothchild (1 episode, 2008)

Untitled Victoria Pile Project (2008) (TV) .... Lieutenant Stanley Banks

The Grand (2007) .... Dr. Yakov Achmed

"Everybody Hates Chris" .... Principal Edwards (2 episodes, 2006-2007)

"Campus Ladies" .... Professor (1 episode, 2006)

How to Go Out on a Date in Queens (2006) .... Johnny

"Odd Job Jack" .... Don (1 episode, 2006)

Hood of Horror (2006) .... British Record Mogul

Ira & Abby (2006) .... Dr. Morris Saperstein

Farce of the Penguins (2006) (V) (voice) .... Penguin on Belly

"Monk" .... Marty Eels (1 episode, 2005)

"Listen Up" .... Tony Kleinman (22 episodes, 2004-2005)

A Christmas Carol (2004) (TV) .... Jacob Marley / Marley's Ghost

The Fairly OddParents in: Channel Chasers (2004) (TV) (voice) .... Nickelodeon Manager

"Biography" .... Passages Read By (1 episode, 2003)

"Malcolm in the Middle" .... Leonard (1 episode, 2003)

101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure (2003) (V) (voice) .... Lightning

The Man Who Saved Christmas (2002) (TV) .... A.C. Gilbert

"The Twilight Zone" .... Death (1 episode, 2002)

"House of Mouse" .... Hugo (1 episode, 2002)

Stage on Screen: The Women (2002) (TV) .... Host

"Son of the Beach" .... Tex Finklestein (1 episode, 2002)

:unsure: - Penetration Island (2002) TV episode .... Tex Finklestein

The Hunchback of Notre Dame II (2002) (V) (voice) .... Hugo

Shallow Hal (2001) .... Mauricio

"Bob Patterson" .... Bob Patterson (9 episodes, 2001)

"The Legend of Tarzan" .... Zutho (1 episode, 2001)

Odessa or Bust (2001) .... The Agent

The Trumpet of the Swan (2001) (voice) .... Father

On Edge (2001/I) .... Zamboni Phil

"Friends" .... Earl (1 episode, 2001)

"Dilbert" .... Catbert (7 episodes, 1999-2000)

The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle (2000) .... Boris

Ultimate Trek: Star Trek's Greatest Moments (1999) (TV) .... Captain James T. Kirk

Just Looking (1999) (voice) (uncredited) .... Radio Announcer

Love and Action in Chicago (1999) (V) .... Frank Bonner

Madeline: Lost in Paris (1999) (voice) .... Madeline's Uncle Henri Horst

"Star Trek: Voyager" .... Kurros (1 episode, 1999)

Jingle Bells (1999) (TV) (voice) .... Elf

"Hercules" .... Triton (1 episode, 1998)

"Seinfeld" .... George Costanza / ... (174 episodes, 1990-1998)

 

Looks like a list of what not to watch for the last decade.

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I also liked how Christoper Lloyd was listed in the guide description as the first name in the stars list, only that they killed him off about 20 minutes in... when he got hit by a van looking at the sky. Terrible...

 

So wait, the Libyans finally got him (again)?

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"Criminal Minds" .... Prof. Rothchild (1 episode, 2008)

 

Shallow Hal (2001) .... Mauricio

 

"Star Trek: Voyager" .... Kurros (1 episode, 1999)

 

"Seinfeld" .... George Costanza / ... (174 episodes, 1990-1998)[/i]

 

Looks like a list of what not to watch for the last decade.

These are the only four things in which I can say I've seen JA "act." He was just awful in the Criminal Minds and ST: Voyager episodes, and was only mildly amusing in Shallow Hal.

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