LabattBlue Posted May 1, 2009 Report Posted May 1, 2009 Headlines... -Quinn caught embezzling funds from Erie Canal Harbor project; expected to serve 10-25 years in prison. -Roy, Sekera and #13 pick traded to the Islanders for #1 overall pick. -Sabres holding a Party in the Plaza to remind Sabres fans how much fun 3 years ago was. -Golisano says team is up for sale. I'm tired of hockey. -The slug is dead. Effective the start of next season, the slug is no longer part of the organization.
wonderbread Posted May 1, 2009 Report Posted May 1, 2009 -Darcy gets caught in a gay prostitution ring. -Sabres pick up Shawn Avery in an attempt to add more stability to the team. -Jim Kelly buys the team. -Golisano eats and actuatl microphone. -Paul Hamilton finally gets his shot as director of player development.
shrader Posted May 1, 2009 Report Posted May 1, 2009 Boston, Washington, New Jersey, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Carolina, NY Rangers, Montreal, Florida, San Jose, Detroit, Vancouver, Chicago, Calgary, St. Louis, Columbus, and Anaheim ruled ineligible. Cup awarded to Buffalo. Hey, the league already awarded the Cup to one team in the past, so why not award it to us now?
Stoner Posted May 2, 2009 Report Posted May 2, 2009 -Darcy gets caught in a gay prostitution ring. -Sabres pick up Shawn Avery in an attempt to add more stability to the team. -Jim Kelly buys the team. -Golisano eats and actuatl microphone. -Paul Hamilton finally gets his shot as director of player development. Jim Kelley buys the team.
sabr_fn Posted May 2, 2009 Report Posted May 2, 2009 trade hank and hecht to the ducks for drew miller.
Eleven Posted May 2, 2009 Report Posted May 2, 2009 Jim Kelley buys the team. Jim Kelley buys the team and signs Hasek, so we can have an owner-player cage match.
LabattBlue Posted May 2, 2009 Author Report Posted May 2, 2009 Jim Kelley buys the team and signs Hasek, so we can have an owner-player cage match. :D
Guest Posted May 2, 2009 Report Posted May 2, 2009 Rick Martin takes over for DR and LQ and hires Mike Robitaille, Rob Ray and Larry Playfair to take over behind the bench.
stenbaro Posted May 2, 2009 Report Posted May 2, 2009 SAbres trade for Chris Drury... :thumbsup: you had to know that was coming :wallbash:
nfreeman Posted May 2, 2009 Report Posted May 2, 2009 Roy, Gerbe and our #1 traded to SJ for Marleau, who signs a 4-year extension as part of the deal.
carpandean Posted May 2, 2009 Report Posted May 2, 2009 BUFFALO, NY - In what experts are calling either a moment of clarity or a dissociative break, Sabres' majority owner Tom Golisano announced today that he has approved the largest trade in NHL history (will not be official until after the Stanley Cup playoffs conclude), sending his entire Sabres roster to the Detroit Redwings for their entire roster. In a separate, yet certainly not unrelated deal, Golisano also announced that Redwings owner, Mike Ilitch, is now a minority owner of Paychex, Inc.. Rumors run rampant that Darcy Regier, confused by Johan Franzen's mix of size and skill will look to get under the Sabres' internal budget by packaging Franzen with Henrik Zetterberg in a deal to return Derek Roy and Andrew Peters to the Sabres. Experts around the league speculate that both teams will suffer first or second round exits from the playoffs next season, but that the Redwings will again compete for the cup while the Sabres watch from the golf course in 2010-11.
Mbossy Posted May 2, 2009 Report Posted May 2, 2009 Quinn's resignation and suicide. QFT. I wouldn't be surprised if Golly trades in the sugar packets for some big names, spends right to the cap, we win the cup and he sells. :thumbsup: seriously, we all know, the right tweaking and we're there.
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