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From the Snooze.

 

"...left wing Thomas Vanek pinched a nerve in his knee Friday during physicals."

 

Is this possible?

 

Funk a concussion, Gaustad an upper body and Vanek a knee... good to see this team is still made of sugar (packets).

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and I tweaked a groin... :(

 

...after that bills game.

 

 

 

 

Pinched nerve? Good thing the season doesn't start for 3 weeks. I'm perfectly fine with injuries int he preseason. its just evidence that the team is working hard. As long as he's good to go for the season opener, i could care less.

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From the Snooze.

 

"...left wing Thomas Vanek pinched a nerve in his knee Friday during physicals."

 

Is this possible?

 

Funk a concussion, Gaustad an upper body and Vanek a knee... good to see this team is still made of sugar (packets).

Ah, that answers my question about why Vanek was absent from the jersey unveiling.

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From the Snooze.

 

"...left wing Thomas Vanek pinched a nerve in his knee Friday during physicals."Is this possible?

 

Funk a concussion, Gaustad an upper body and Vanek a knee... good to see this team is still made of sugar (packets).

Gerbe, Gerbe, Gerbe....

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Are we talking about turn your head and cough physicals or something else?

 

I'm almost embarrassed to ask.

 

It appears I have come down with one of those dreaded chronic groin injuries. This is the 3rd season in a row (last winter, summer, and now) where I have pulled the same groin muscle in my right leg during a start of the season practice. Uhg.

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Are we talking about turn your head and cough physicals or something else?

 

I'm almost embarrassed to ask.

 

I'm guessing "physicals" is a term for something hockey related and not in reference to the ball grabbing that Dr. Tuchyernads likes to put his patients through.

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Maybe it was during the prostate exam and Vanek tensed up and jammed his knee into the exam table. :D

"You using the whole fist, doc?"

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That ever happen to you?

If spndnchz has ever had a prostate exam, then the truth of "her" sexuality is finally known. :thumbsup:

 

Having a gyno to kick, on the other hand, is a good sign.

 

 

Edited because I can't spell a part of my own body ... no, not the duodenum (though, spell checker did have to help me with that one, too.)

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If spndnchz has ever had a prostrate exam, then the truth of "her" sexuality is finally known. :thumbsup:

 

Having a gyno to kick, on the other hand, is a good sign.

 

Well, I don't have a prostrate.

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It appears I have come down with one of those dreaded chronic groin injuries. This is the 3rd season in a row (last winter, summer, and now) where I have pulled the same groin muscle in my right leg during a start of the season practice. Uhg.

 

Stretch, dummy. Stretch.

 

Do I have to teach you everything?

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:oops:

 

Although, in some of the arguments on this board, you may have been prostrated.

 

I only assume the position for BM.

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"Did i say two fingers? Better make it three"

Yep. I'd give us about 20 minutes before our first a**-raping.

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Tiny salmon swimming in a stream / Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream / The mynah bird says, "Caw. Ca-Caw" / The chimpanzee says, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" / The friendly owl says, "Hoo, hoo-hoo" / But the salmon can only say, "Bloobloobloobloo. Blooboloobloobloo. Blooboloobolooooo-Blooblooo-Bloobloobloo." / And it's sad.

UNLEASH THE FURY!!

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: Ha-ha! I am too quick for you. You total-post-editor!

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UNLEASH THE FURY!!

Edit: Ha-ha! I am too quick for you. You total-post-editor!

:oops:

 

I copied & pasted the wrong section of text off the IMDB quotes page. I hit post and went "WTF is that? I didn't copy that?! Did I?" I thought I was quick enough on that edit.

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I copied & pasted the wrong section of text off the IMDB quotes page. I hit post and went "WTF is that? I didn't copy that?! Did I?" I thought I was quick enough on that edit.

Lol.

 

I've seen that movie tons of times, but I can't - for the life of me - remember when he said that (your new quote, not the one that I copied.)

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Lol.

 

I've seen that movie tons of times, but I can't - for the life of me - remember when he said that (your new quote, not the one that I copied.)

I think it was right before (or after?) they jump the creek and the car blows up.

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