matter2003 Posted September 7, 2008 Report Posted September 7, 2008 This is from a french-canadien newspaper translated into English...I laughed so freaking hard reading some of this stuff I almost pissed my pants!!! Here is the link: Pominville Story It was great to see that the Sabres weren't assoient on their bay-trees about Pominville---ROFL "Whereas others are assoient on their bay-trees after one happy new year, on the contrary, decided to him to redouble heat with the drive."---WTF is a bay-tree?!?!?!? "I was curious to meet this animal of drive, this monster of discipline but especially, a rotten good guy, repeated me one."---That sounds really...well...like something no man should ever say about another man.... "The talent of Pominville burst nevertheless the eyes."---Wow...that could be pretty painful I think... ?It has the talent to unearth free spaces on the ice and to use a frightening struck shooting which it strips at the speed of the flash.?"---It puts the Lotion on---it does this whenever its told!! Gotta love these lost in translation articles!!
Stoner Posted September 8, 2008 Report Posted September 8, 2008 "Its tee-shirt makes it possible to see muscular shoulders, carved well, a good neck..." That kinda turns me on!
rbochan Posted September 8, 2008 Report Posted September 8, 2008 ..."Whereas others are assoient on their bay-trees after one happy new year, on the contrary, decided to him to redouble heat with the drive."---WTF is a bay-tree?!?!?!? ... I'd imagine "others are assoient on their bay-trees" has something to do with "others are content to rest on their laurels"
Two or less Posted September 8, 2008 Report Posted September 8, 2008 This article made it to SPECTOR and he evens mentions this web site.... LA PRESSE: Mathias Brunet reported Friday forward Jason Pominville was on the verge of signing a long term contract of at least five years and between $5-$6 million with the Buffalo Sabres. SPECTOR'S NOTE: Hat tip to "Steve W" for sending this in, which also appeared on Sabresreport.com. It's possible that this report might've been garbled in translation but if Pominville is indeed close to that type of salary it'll be a significant raise and highlights the determination of the Sabres to retain their better young players, rather than risk losing them to the UFA market as has happened in the past. Link- http://www.spectorshockey.net/index.php?op...s&Itemid=55
spndnchz Posted September 8, 2008 Report Posted September 8, 2008 This article made it to SPECTOR and he evens mentions this web site....Link- http://www.spectorshockey.net/index.php?op...s&Itemid=55 Oh good God. Maybe I'm a bit jealous, well no, of someone just ctrl-c ctrl-v'n the news.
Fisherman Phil Posted September 8, 2008 Report Posted September 8, 2008 Hmmmmm....And the "Anonymous Hockey Blogger" is reporting that a deal is NOT close to being done..... Fisherman Phil
spndnchz Posted September 8, 2008 Report Posted September 8, 2008 Hmmmmm....And the "Anonymous Hockey Blogger" is reporting that a deal is NOT close to being done..... Fisherman Phil It's isn't close, I read on another blog that they agreed on terms but during the signing Golisano squeezed the pen too hard and it exploded, so they are still waiting for someone to bring in another pen. Eck's got an "in" with the driver from Staples.
Stoner Posted September 8, 2008 Report Posted September 8, 2008 It's isn't close, I read on another blog that they agreed on terms but during the signing Golisano squeezed the pen too hard and it exploded, so they are still waiting for someone to bring in another pen. Eck's got an "in" with the driver from Staples. Tom doesn't use pens. Too expensive. It's pencils all the way.
spndnchz Posted September 8, 2008 Report Posted September 8, 2008 Tom doesn't use pens. Too expensive. It's pencils all the way. He steals those 3 inch one's from BINGO night. :w00t:
ROC Sabres Posted September 8, 2008 Report Posted September 8, 2008 He steals those 3 inch one's from BINGO night. :w00t: And all the local golf courses. He doesn't golf. Just takes the pencils.
nobody Posted September 8, 2008 Report Posted September 8, 2008 He steals those 3 inch one's from BINGO night. :w00t: Now if only they could find a pencil sharpener.
inkman Posted September 9, 2008 Report Posted September 9, 2008 Now if only they could find a pencil sharpener. Tom: (calls Larry Quinn) "Hey Lar! Remember when I said becoming a minority owner would entail new responsibilities." Larry: "Sure Tom, what did you have in mind?" Tom: "Come to my office, without your pants..." It was much funnier in my head...
ROC Sabres Posted September 9, 2008 Report Posted September 9, 2008 Tom: (calls Larry Quinn) "Hey Lar! Remember when I said becoming a minority owner would entail new responsibilities." Larry: "Sure Tom, what did you have in mind?" Tom: "Come to my office, without your pants..." It was much funnier in my head... I think it would be Tom with his pants off and Larry payin him back from making him a minority owner.
carpandean Posted September 9, 2008 Report Posted September 9, 2008 I think it would be Tom with his pants off and Larry payin him back from making him a minority owner. So this story does have a happy ending! :sick:
inkman Posted September 10, 2008 Report Posted September 10, 2008 I think it would be Tom with his pants off and Larry payin him back from making him a minority owner. I was thinking the other end was to be used as a pencil sharpener...it was funnier in my head.
nobody Posted September 10, 2008 Report Posted September 10, 2008 I was thinking the other end was to be used as a pencil sharpener...it was funnier in my head. Sounds like he needs to eat more fiber.
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