Eleven Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 Home made. You basically just put Jack Daniels in a jug of Maple Syrup and go. There are fancier ways of doing it that remove some of the alcohol, but we're men , and that wasn't going to happen. Chugging it seemed like a tasty and fantastic idea at the time, but rolling around in pain at 5am made it somewhat regrettable. Nothing that day old black coffee and some breakfast can't fix! :thumbsup: But you mix whisky with maple syrup. Anyway, I do feel sorry for you! Hangovers suck. Try drinking without all the sugar next time; you'll feel better.
Bmwolf21 Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 We are planning to come home to WNY for the weekend but our little guy has been fighting a bug for a few days now and it doesn't look like we'll be travelling today. Hopefully tomorrow at this point but I'm not putting a sick 4-year-old in the back of the car for nearly 4 hours.
darksabre Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 But you mix whisky with maple syrup. Anyway, I do feel sorry for you! Hangovers suck. Try drinking without all the sugar next time; you'll feel better. To be fair, this was our inspiration. And I'm not so much hungover as just tired from not sleeping. I'm definitely blaming that on the JDMS. Or maybe that undercooked Jimmy Dean sausage patty. :sick:
Buffalo Wings Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 It's an old saying at work (and gets pretty tiresome when I keep hearing it), but it's 100000000% true... Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. So many people I work with don't realize that our unit needs to be involved in projects (even some stupid project managers) that when it comes time for our work to be done - a day before the deadline - we get these losers walking up to our desks and asking us to drop everything and give them network access so they can complete their part of the project.
nobody Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 We are planning to come home to WNY for the weekend but our little guy has been fighting a bug for a few days now and it doesn't look like we'll be travelling today. Hopefully tomorrow at this point but I'm not putting a sick 4-year-old in the back of the car for nearly 4 hours. Do you have a roof rack? ;)
shrader Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 I had to sit through an hour long presentation yesterday from a woman with the last name Assmann and I had to hold back laughs the entire time. Yes, I'm that immature.
LabattBlue Posted April 21, 2011 Author Report Posted April 21, 2011 This weather sucks. Current WNY temp 37! Never ending rain & cold, but just enough 50 degree days sprinkled in to cause the friggin' grass to start growing uncontrollably.
Samson's Flow Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 I missed free jeans day yesterday at work. Only tool who came to work in dressy clothes. Sabres won so all you get is that lame a$$ complaint. S'all good baby!
X. Benedict Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 I'm in a hurry today. So I go to the ATM and get cash and then order a burger at a fast food joint (which I almost never do). I paid with a $20 bill from the ATM, but I got change for a $10. Me: I gave you $20 this is only $4 change. Cashier: No, You gave me a $10. Me. No I didn't. I gave you a twenty dollar bill. Cashier: It says $10 on your receipt. Me: It says $10 on my receipt, because that's what you typed in. Cashier: You gave me $10 :wallbash: I guess ATM's are giving $10 these days. I think I just got robbed.
Eleven Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 I'm in a hurry today. So I go to the ATM and get cash and then order a burger at a fast food joint (which I almost never do). I paid with a $20 bill from the ATM, but I got change for a $10. Me: I gave you $20 this is only $4 change. Cashier: No, You gave me a $10. Me. No I didn't. I gave you a twenty dollar bill. Cashier: It says $10 on your receipt. Me: It says $10 on my receipt, because that's what you typed in. Cashier: You gave me $10 :wallbash: I guess ATM's are giving $10 these days. I think I just got robbed. Dunno about your ATM, but there are plenty on the West Side of Buffalo that deal in $10 bills. But I think you got robbed.
Realist Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 I'm in a hurry today. So I go to the ATM and get cash and then order a burger at a fast food joint (which I almost never do). I paid with a $20 bill from the ATM, but I got change for a $10. Me: I gave you $20 this is only $4 change. Cashier: No, You gave me a $10. Me. No I didn't. I gave you a twenty dollar bill. Cashier: It says $10 on your receipt. Me: It says $10 on my receipt, because that's what you typed in. Cashier: You gave me $10 :wallbash: I guess ATM's are giving $10 these days. I think I just got robbed. So how was your $16 fast food burger?
nobody Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 I think I just got robbed. You don't have to feel bad. That cashier will pocket that $10 and then after his shift will go buy a bag of cheap drugs laced with drano and then OD from it.
Samson's Flow Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 You don't have to feel bad. That cashier will pocket that $10 and then after his shift will go buy a bag of cheap drugs laced with drano and then OD from it. but those could have been his cheap drano-laced drugs :thumbsup:
X. Benedict Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 You don't have to feel bad. That cashier will pocket that $10 and then after his shift will go buy a bag of cheap drugs laced with drano and then OD from it. Actually she did have that hollow faced meth-amph look. I'm pretty sure she pocketed it.
X. Benedict Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 So how was your $16 fast food burger? Ouch. you had to put it that way. :lol: I didn't enjoy it at all. I think Systolic blood pressure over 200 inhibits taste. :)
shrader Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 Actually she did have that hollow faced meth-amph look. I'm pretty sure she pocketed it. I can't picture them being smart enough to do that intentionally.
spndnchz Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 My twitters all a flutter. Page keeps refreshing, all on its own, about every two seconds. No help to be found. Must be nice to make all that money but not have to answer to your client. :angry:
nobody Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 My twitters all a flutter. Page keeps refreshing, all on its own, about every two seconds. No help to be found. Must be nice to make all that money but not have to answer to your client. :angry: Did you make sure your help request was under 140 characters?
biodork Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 To be fair, this was our inspiration. And I'm not so much hungover as just tired from not sleeping. I'm definitely blaming that on the JDMS. Or maybe that undercooked Jimmy Dean sausage patty. :sick: That video is too funny. I love the calorie/fat counter on the bottom. "We 'bout to get DRUNK off pancakes!"
darksabre Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 That video is too funny. I love the calorie/fat counter on the bottom. "We 'bout to get DRUNK off pancakes!" I want to point out that the JD Syrup has been systematically taking its revenge on me all day long, Montezuma style. :bag:
korab rules Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 My twitters all a flutter. This sounds dirty.
Buffalo Wings Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 I want to point out that the JD Syrup has been systematically taking its revenge on me all day long, Montezuma style. :bag: Thanks for showing us all what not to do. :thumbsup:
korab rules Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 I want to point out that the JD Syrup has been systematically taking its revenge on me all day long, Montezuma style. :bag: What made you think this was a good idea? Any whiskey you can't enjoy neat should be avoided at all costs.
Eleven Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 I want to point out that the JD Syrup has been systematically taking its revenge on me all day long, Montezuma style. :bag: Sourmash whisky is a precious gift from the heavens, and you have molested it by drinking it with maple syrup. You're getting your just deserts, here. Or in your case, maybe your just desserts. 1
darksabre Posted April 21, 2011 Report Posted April 21, 2011 Please, Jack Daniels isn't even that good. It might be the most overrated liquor on the market.
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