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I kid not, in all honesty, I dated with/lived with a girl for a couple of years that was a DEAD RINGER for Catherine Bell. Every time I see a picture of Catherine Bell I get a tingley feeling in my nether regions remebering all the fun things she used to like to do....

 

Why am I not still with her??? She was kinda nuts. :wacko:

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She was kinda nuts. :wacko:

Like what kinda nuts? :unsure: A stick things in places they don't belong kinda nuts or a smear poop on her face kinda nuts? :o

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Like what kinda nuts? :unsure: A stick things in places they don't belong kinda nuts or a smear poop on her face kinda nuts? :o

The stick things part was OK, it was the crazy woman part that was a bother, and nothing that would qualify as "German porn-esque", she was just vindictive, compulsive, critical... you know like a regular wife, but multiply it times 10.

 

The best part about her "appetites" though was the fact that she had a very understated, conservative, public demeanor.

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The stick things part was OK, it was the crazy woman part that was a bother, and nothing that would qualify as "German porn-esque", she was just vindictive, compulsive, critical... you know like a regular wife, but multiply it times 10.

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I kid not, in all honesty, I dated with/lived with a girl for a couple of years that was a DEAD RINGER for Catherine Bell. Every time I see a picture of Catherine Bell I get a tingley feeling in my nether regions remebering all the fun things she used to like to do....

 

Why am I not still with her??? She was kinda nuts. :wacko:

 

 

man, do i hear ya on that one. i was with one like that for about a year. incredibly hot, but totally whacked. what a shame.

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Wasn't it Inkman that had a problem with Hayden looking like a little girl? I'm pretty sure that he won't have a similar problem with this thread.

 

Yes and no.

 

Bring back Hayden!

 

I'll take an actual woman over a waifie little pixie with barely developed female parts.

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I'll take an actual woman over a waifie little pixie with barely developed female parts.

 

It was in this vein that I decided to start this thread. The Hayden thing was getting old.

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I kid not, in all honesty, I dated with/lived with a girl for a couple of years that was a DEAD RINGER for Catherine Bell. Every time I see a picture of Catherine Bell I get a tingley feeling in my nether regions remebering all the fun things she used to like to do....

 

Why am I not still with her??? She was kinda nuts. :wacko:

 

 

Along with the NUMEROUS girls in the Niagara Falls region, you and Brian are currently....

 

(couldn't resist)

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man, do i hear ya on that one. i was with one like that for about a year. incredibly hot, but totally whacked. what a shame.

I think the hotter they get the more whacked they become. Back in my earlier days, I broke up with my girlfriend of over 2 years to go out with this other chick who was incredibly hot. She kept turning down modeling offers for some reason and that probably should have been my first clue she was headfukced. Anyways, I lasted about a year with her and just couldn't take it anymore. She was somewhat psycho to say the least. Damn shame.

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I think the hotter they get the more whacked they become. Back in my earlier days, I broke up with my girlfriend of over 2 years to go out with this other chick who was incredibly hot. She kept turning down modeling offers for some reason and that probably should have been my first clue she was headfukced. Anyways, I lasted about a year with her and just couldn't take it anymore. She was somewhat psycho to say the least. Damn shame.

Let Barney Stinson explain it to you:

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