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Now that we have seen the new GM in action and his stamp has certainly been put on the team....it's only fair to reflect and compare the 2 men who have led the Sabres front office the past 17 years...... In honor of Nick Bakay, who ranks in Buffalo lore somewhere between Rick James, and the Kazoo.....I present: "The Tale of the Tape - Tim Murray vs. Darcy Regier" Signature Transaction..... Darcy: Failing to sign Drury and Briere Murray: High bidder on 4 dozen plaid shirts from Overstock.com Advantage?.........Push Last seen........ Murray: High Fiving his staff after signing Gionta and Moulson Darcy: High Fiving his neighbor on the 12th green at Elma Meadows Advantage?.........Murray Biggest Nemesis....... Darcy: A Fax Machine Murray: Human Interaction Advantage?.........Darcy Is stuck in a room 80 feet away from..... Darcy: His Wife Murray: Ted Black Advantage?........Push Triglyceride Level...... Darcy: 138 Murray: 538 Advantage?........Darcy Most often compared to...... Darcy: Niles Crane Murray: Dwight Schrute Advantage?......Darcy Catch Phrase...... Darcy: "Don't come shop here!" Murray: "We got our pee-pee slapped." Advantage?........Darcy Most likely to be seen drinking on a Friday night...... Darcy: A bottle of Zima Murray: A bottle of Pepto Bismol Advantage?........Push Spent over a decade....... Murray: Getting mentored by his Uncle until he was ready for his own gig Darcy: Getting van rides from his Uncle until McGruff the Crime Dog came to school with a Stranger Danger coloring book Advantage?..........Murray Gift he gets his secretary for her birthday....... Darcy: A basket of flowers and a gift card Murray: "Who's that broad?" Advantage?..........Darcy So there you have it.....in a shocking turn of events....the clear advantage goes to....Darcy Regier?

Assume fair trade value for everyone else. Keep 5 players to rebuild around. Who are yours? Mine: Vanek Hodgson Ennis Ehrhoff Ott