First Sizzle posted a link to a buttery, egg yolk-less coffee cake with pecans. Nearly 8,000 calories. Then Jo made d4rk a carrot cake. If a large carrot cake doesn't have 8k calories I would be shocked.
Let us discuss this familiar dessert that has so many psychological connections. Wedding cake. Birthday cake. The dreaded office cake. Let them eat cake.
Grab a fork and dig in. If cake is the dessert at your last meal before execution, what kind would you want? Least favorite? Ever see a nun jump out of an angel food cake?
Let us try to avoid your hockey captain cake and any semblance of a cake draft. Thanks.