PalmTreeMafia

"I've lost my love for the game." - Josh Norris in post-game interview tonight

What does this mean? They banned inflatable palm trees? How was the crowd at tonight's game? I hope lots of boos?

How was tonight's crowd? I hope a lot of booing?

This presser is going to be far more entertaining than any Sabres game. Bring your popcorn, folks.

How much money will Pegs lose by not firing Meatballs? Ticket sales for next season will plummet if he's kept.

Will the Sabres salute the Leafs fans at the end of this?

There's going to be a lot of angry little rugrats booing in 30 min.

Nah, dude. It's all about the coaching. Don Granato is AHL-caliber. Find a real coach and watch all the players rebound.

I was just about to past that. Vegas: 4 conference finals in its first 6 seasons. Buffalo: 6 conference finals in 52 seasons.

Patrick was just about to sign with Buffalo when I texted him about this hateful website called SabreSpace. An online dumpster where supposed Sabres fans trash all their best players. 10 minutes later, a disgusted Patrick signed with Detroit. True story, or my name isn't Jack Eichel. Peace out, -Jack Eichel

Hey Robot, Go tell your maker to turn down your jealousy dial. It's so obvious that you miss having a generational hockey talent play for your team. I see that the Sabres lost 2-0 last night. Gee whiz. Who would have thought that having a 1C who can score goals would be so important? Enjoy shoveling snow out of your maker's driveway. Or whatever you Buffalo robots are programmed to do. Back in the day, the only white powder I had to be responsible for was whatever Evander and Zach paid me to pick up in Lewiston. Gotta run. Have to sign Golden Knights hats for a bunch of handicapped rugrats. Too bad Kyle is not around to cover for me. Your favorite hockey superstar, -Jackie E.

LOL. Bro, you're just angry that I'm not still playing for your team. Check the box score. Guess who scored tonight? Oh, that's right. Check the standings. Vegas at the top. BuffaLOLOLOLO Sabres at the bottom. Gotta log off and finish showering. Peace out. - Jackie Boy

Yes, he's playing very well so far. But you know it's just a matter of time before the Sabres crack. Ok, I need to log off now and get myself back into the game. Later, losers! LOL

Makin' Whoopee after dark!

I thought he had an outstanding game, if you're willing to overlook the 6 goals and focus on the 14 saves.

That was my interpretation. Matt Petgrave is the assailant's name. Supposedly he has a history of behavioral problems.

Terry has yet to reach out to me, but I'd be happy to mentor if he gives me a call.

Hey, at least they're all friends and love the city of Buffalo! Did you see them all together at the Bills game? Did you see the latest episode of Between Two Stalls?

Sometimes when I fart, poop comes out. People around me can smell it. They point their fingers at me and laugh. Some shout, "hey, there goes Mr. Poopy Pants!" It makes me sad.

Yeah, we be in the luxury suites, *****. Getting ***** SLOSHED. ***** YOU, JACK. You ruined our lives you piece of *****!!!!

Can't wait to boooooooo this P.O.S.

Another happy customer!

Sounds hot! But I'll have to double check with Terry to see if he'd be into it. It's what poor people eat.