Doohicksie

They just started watching. I know they were tired but they were also positionally awful.

That must be one toned sphincter.

¿Que?

FINALLY.

Shoot Cozey. SHOOT!

Why aren't they calling anything against the Jackets? Seriously.

Yikes, guys.

Jacket pulled down our D to get a chance.... no call.

When your fourth line spends an entire shift in the offensive zone, you know it's gonna be a good night.

Dahell. Andy wants that one back.

Yeah but... on the road.

So you're saying "It's the principle of the thing", is that it?

That was Kevyn's finest move, feeding that false flag through Weekes.

Meh.

Tuch on IR.

I wish I had that much blank space in my kitchen. Just sayin'.

Duh. Just put a mechanical wristwatch under the optical sensor of the mouse. Or so I've been told. The $700k specials?

Dammit Kevyn. SHOW SOME BACKBONE.

Why is everyone just realizing this now? I was saying this back when and everyone ignored me. Or maybe that's just what you wanted me to think. And no, I'm not @Taro T

For a minute I thought you were @Taro T.... !

I KNOW. I'm actually kind of shocked they didn't give him more of a look at the NHL level when the goalie carousel was throwing goalies off left and right.

Just thinking out loud. I think @Taro T makes the most sense.

I gotta believe that they don't do this unless *two* goalies are outbound. Checking organizational depth, Cyclones have two goalies (Sinclair, Warm); Rochester has two (Subban, Houser) and there are three in Buffalo. If a goalie is outbound on a trade without one coming back, that would put the organization at 2 goalies for each team (normal, I would think). If they plan on Houser having to play for the Sabres it means that TWO of their roster goalies are outbound. If I had to guess it's Anderson and Comrie, since Luukkonen seems to be getting the most starts. Maybe it's part of a three-way trade or something. Or maybe the Sabres are getting a non-NHL prospect in return (i.e., not ready for NHL level). If they are replacing two of the Sabres current goalies with Houser it feels like it would be a big trade where goalie is not the focus... or maybe Portillo said he would sign if there was truly a spot for him at the NHL level, and moving Houser up after moving two of the three roster goalies out would be necessary as a stopgap until Portillo gets here. I dunno... just spitballing here. That makes the most sense of anything.

Why? Houser has the best goalie numbers for the Sabres since Ullmark. He is the Chosen One.