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I like this one from 2016 that uses a real Fort Worth, Texas, lawyer. This ad is typical of his online YouTube ads.

GO BILLS! Quite possibly. And if it's true that the NFL doesn't pay its halftime acts, there would be no reason for Tay Tay to play it. She's at the height of her popularity; there's no reason to do a free publicity gig.

Because someone was peddling the same conspiracy theory as you on Twitter and someone else said she'd be in Japan. Her last date in Japan (which I checked before posting) is Feb. 10, then she moves on to Australia.

If they wanted Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl, they would have given her the halftime show. She will be touring in Japan when the Super Bowl happens anyway.

This is both great comedy and an awesome tribute.

When they traded Gritty to Minnesota for @PASabreFan it was a disaster. We're still stuck with @PASabreFan's cap hit, and Gritty eventually signed with Philly where his career really took off.

(The question is how much of the surface area of the lake freezes.)

It freezes most years. That's why lake effect snow is usually early in the season.

Maybe you need the little Blue and Gold pill. Ask your doctor if it's right for you.

I hope they prove you wrong and climb into it.

Tonight's game looked like an NHL team taking it easy on an AHL team, but still beating them handily. The Sabres looked they played at 80% most of the night.

+/- leader on the team for the game: Lil J.

Suddenly... Luukkonen!

Vlasic with an Owen Power Special there.

He's just a punk isn't he? ❤️

Because even toddlers know not to do what Dahlin did. I've seen it called before.

What a chickensh!t penalty.

Miserable warriors.

WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER PUTS PINEAPPLE ON A PIZZA? Trade Rasmus NOW, for a bag of pucks if need be.

...and just like that the cold snap left Texas.

Let's just say his girlfriend will be very happy with the transplant he received from the donor donkey.