Doohickie

Because we're to the part of the season where absurdity is apropos.

EXTEND HIM NOW

Me too. We're supposed to hate it.

Learn from that, Benson.

Gotta reward those players who want to be here.

I'm gonna say you win Sabrespace today for using that word.

Don't worry, they recalled Lukáš Rousek.

I wanted to use this in a different context, but it is what it is.

Actually it was Greenway's stick. But he got away with it.

I was looking for a monkey playing board game, that's the best I could find.

I'm starting to think Bryson is a better defenseman than Dahlin. How many times do you see Dahlin try to maneuver the puck out of the zone and lose it to an opponent, while Bryson just quickly and efficiently moves it out of the zone?

They try to blame Cozens for hitting Samsonov when he's three feet away from him.

It took me 8 minutes to connect to the feed. My Spectrum app froze up so I switched over to TNT app and it made me watch 3 ***** commercials before it would connect to the feed of a live ***** sporting event.

I DON'T KNOW WHO I'M ROOTING FOR HERE!

Because they want Casey? Give value to get value? This is the most optimistic take I can come up with.

...allegedly.

Buying low? You think Casey is buying low?

Kevyn's version of 4D chess

With Mitts gone we now have a spot in the top six for Tkachuk, right? ....right?

Okie and Girgs

So with Mitts off to Colorado I think this is gonna be the game TO beats up the Sabres. 11-2 TO.