Doohickie

At least the roads would be plowed quickly, amirite? No wait, I'm remembering that wrong.... the Buffalonians would be plowed, but that's just about as good.

Nope. If I'm bringin' him back, I'm puttin' him behind the bench.

***** Dahlin. YOU HAD THE PUCK. Rim it around!

Chest, down between the legs, and 5-hole.

Tuch seemed puzzled by the call.

See what I mean?

It doesn't feel like it, but the Sabres are outshooting the Jets this period.

I was going to say earlier but forgot: I think putting Robinson in place of Okie on the fourth line gives it just enough speed to let Krebs create offense.

I hear he's got quite a collection.

That's not his choice I'm sure.

UPL saves our bacon again. Psych!

To be fair, he was trying to handle a pass that got away from him, then tried to stop in front of UPL and ran out of space. He didn't run him over, he bumped him. Oopie sold it nicely and the Sabres came in to avenge (starting with Dahlin).

Now you're starting to sound like Rob Ray. They were outshot more than 2-to-1 and are lucky to be tied.

With five seconds left. Ugh.

The Sabres passing on that goal left me gobsmacked.

Rich Strike wasn't in the 2022 Kentucky Derby field the day before the race. Because another horse was scratched, he got in as an 80-1 shot. As the race played out he literally looked like an also ran. Here's the Derby entering the home stretch with Rich Strike circled in red. Rich Strike won the Kentucky Derby. Far, far, far more unlikely things have happened in sport than the Sabres making the playoffs this year. Unlikely? Of course. But don't say they're not even in the race.

Spoiler: Coming into the home stretch, the winner is the one circled in red In the world of sports more unlikely things that the Sabres making the playoffs have happened. Rich Strike was an 80:1 shot. The day before the race, he wasn't even in the field. He only raced because another horse was scratched.

I'm gonna go with Gordon Shumway.

Dear Buffalo Sabres: Watch Number 21 (starts from far left). WATCH HIM.