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This guy?

Yep.

That felt inevitable. The Lesser Satan defeats the Great Satan.

Wow, amazing.

We've had a lot of rain this spring. The plants are loving it.

Try this.

RIP Richard Tandy, piano player from ELO 😞

Left handed ...because of course he is.

You started it. You can close it.

No one can figure out your insurance plan.

Fair put. Guilty as charged.

Can't do nothing about it unless I want to leave them and start following another team. Winning matters. That's all I care about.

A little local flavor from Dallas. Bally Sports is still televising the games in this market, with local commercials. This one is by a health care chain and depicts Jake Oettinger as a superhero:

Back in the 17th century, the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth occupied Latvia (and much of Estonia).

My point really is: Maybe Kevyn didn't talk to a single person besides Lindy. If that's what happened, I would call his "double digits" statement a white lie and move on.

That's kind of my point. I don't care. Just win.

I think Bill Belichick is a royal butthead, but if he coached hockey, at this point I'd be in favor of hiring him if he could bring some Ws to the Sabres. At this point that's about all I care about.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

At this point, WHO F***ING CARES? Could care less about his pressers.

Not sure I trust them any less than Byram, tbh.

Don't mess with the "narrative." I want effective defense. Nothing more, nothing less. You want big hits? Here.

I think you're underselling him. In limited minutes at the NHL level, he's looked competent and composed. He makes the smart play. For all the hotdogging by Dahlin and the other top guys, we need good, no-nonsense Dmen to keep them out of trouble, and Johnson is one.