Doohickie

I think I'll go tape some drywall joints.

Matthews should have been called for a trip there.

Three Sabres in the crease and they can't bury the rebound. This team.

Lol the battery in UPL's controller died.

Does anyone else think Dan gets more excited about the Leafs than he does the Sabres?

Östlund gonna be a good one. He and Benson are the Sabre Babies that play the game right.

Well it didn't take as long to fix the flapper valve in my toilet as I thought, so here I am.

He got rolled over in a collision with Muel, bending his ankle and knee awkwardly.

The majick is gone.

Lindy, you used your time out... CHALLENGE.

That's coming back.

Good things happen when you crash the net. Who knew?

That was an exciting OT even though no one scored.

At the very least, it was interference.

Turn in your Sabrecard.

Just turned the game on in time to see the hit on Kulich. What the actual *****????? How can they not call that a penalty? ***** he targeted the HEAD. What the hell?

I've been staring at this thread title this week and the only thing that pops into my head every time is Alex Tuch, Alex Tuch Galloping through the sward Alex Tuch, Alex Tuch And his horse Concorde He steals from the rich And gives to the poor Mr. Tuch, Mr. Tuch, Mr. Tuch Alex Tuch, Alex Tuch Riding through the night Soon every lupin in the land Will be in his mighty hand He steals them from the rich And gives them to the poor Mr. Tuch, Mr. Tuch, Mr. Tuch Alex Tuch, Alex Tuch Dum dum dum the night Alex Tuch, Alex Tuch Dum de dum dum plight He steals dum dum dum And dum dum dum dee Alex dum, Alex dee, dum dum dum Alex Tuch, Alex Tuch Riding through the woods Alex Tuch, Alex Tuch With his bag of things He gives to the poor And he takes from the rich Alex Tuch, Alex Tuch, Alex Tuch Alex Tuch, Alex Tuch Riding through the land Alex Tuch, Alex Tuch Without a merry band He steals from the poor And gives to the rich Stupid bitch source: https://mail.lyricsondemand.com/python_monty/dennis_moore

How will I retool this summer? Maybe I need to start learning the Dallas Stars roster and go with the home team. If there was any logic involved in sports fandom I would have done that years ago.

This loss is on @Pimlach for picking on Columbus, saying they didn't deserve a hockey team. Pissed off the hockey gods.

Tuch was hooked. No call.

Still.