IKnowPhysics

Valuations making up for the slow growth from revenue uncertainty during COVID years.

Parody.

Put that Labatt's down. Labatt's for fans only. Do you think I'm ***** with you? I am not ***** with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Sabres nation. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Flashsabre? You call yourself a fan, you son of a bitch? The good news is -- you're fired. The bad news is you've got, all you got, just one week to regain your fandom, starting tonight. Starting with tonight's game. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this months fan contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? You're laughing now? You got games. Terry Pegula paid good money. Get their games to play them! You can't cheer the games you're given, you can't cheer *****, you ARE *****, hit the bricks pal and beat it 'cause you are going out!!! 'The team is weak.' ***** team is weak? You're weak. What's my name? I've been in this business 54 years. ***** YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a blue and gold Zamboni. That's my name!! And your name is "you're wanting." And you can't cheer a man's game. You can't cheer them. And you go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to win the cup which is silver! A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-cheering. Always be cheering! Always be cheering!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's ***** or walk. You cheer or you hit the bricks! Decision -- have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the prospects comin' in; you think they came in to get out of the rain? Player doesn't get on the ice unless he wants to compete. Sitting out there waiting to give you their effort! Are you gonna cheer it? Are you man enough to cheer it? My season ticket cost more than your car. I paid $970,000 last year for a PSL. How much did you pay? You see, pal, that's who I am. And you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a *****. Good father? ***** you -- go home and play with your kids!! You wanna fan here? Cheer!! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you *****? You can't take this -- how can you take the abuse you get watching a game?! You don't like it -- leave. I can go out there tonight with the team we got, drink myself fifteen Blue Lights! Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can you? Go and do likewise! A-I-D-A!! Get mad! You sons of *****! Get mad!! You know what it takes to be a fan of the Buffalo Sabres? It takes brass balls to be a fan of the Buffalo Sabres. Go and do likewise, gents. The fandom's out there, you pick it up, it's yours. You don't--I have no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those games tonight and cheer, cheer, it's yours. If not you're going to be shining my shoes. Bunch of losers sitting around in a sports bar. "Oh yeah, I used to be a Sabres fan, it's a tough racket." These are the new prospects. These are the Seth Appert prospects. And to you, they're gold. And you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for fans. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer your question, pal: why am I here? I came here because SDS asked me to, they asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and ban your ***** ass because a loser is a loser.

5-2 over the defending champions.

Season back on!

Season over.

Musí Vyhrát

BACK TO BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPIONS

Sick ass goal to finish that one.

We need to start doing this in beer league.

Sometime back in April... KA: "Lindy, I drafted this really talented group of kids..." Lindy: "No." KA: "...and I want you to just pound the absolute piss out of them in camp." Lindy: "Is the door code still 1-9-7-0?"

83G, 48A, 110GP