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Florida and Arizona are where people go when they want to be murdered by the sun. I lived in Los Angeles for over 20 years. When I asked actual British and Irish people why they moved to cities like Santa Monica and got willfully sunburned, they always said it was because they didn't see the sun for more than a few days of their childhood.

I can't tell if you're on the right side or wrong side of this issue. In the most lenient terms, the Titans got it "just close enough" for some part-time bozos to not say anything.

(If I haven't drunkenly posted this here before, then I've at least drunkenly ranted about it in the Southtowns) Every team in every sport can complain about injuries unless they're incredibly lucky. But let's take another look at the playoff run of the 05/06 Hurricanes. Before they played us: they probably had some minor injuries, I don't care. When they played us: we were leading 2-1 into the 3rd period of a Game 7 when we were down to our 10th or 12th D-man, which had been affecting the whole series. The Canes win, go into the Finals against the 8-seed Oilers who had gotten super-hot. The Oilers take a big lead in Game 1, but then their hot goalie gets injured (in a crease collision with Canes). The Oilers put in the wrong back-up and lose Game 1. They put in the better back up and then force 7 games. The Hurricanes win Game 7. Carolina beat a few AHL teams for the Stanley Cup - screw them.

I fondly remember the A/B switcher that we could use to watch scrambled porn or other Pay Per View programming. I saw Tyson biting off Holyfield's ear in that scrambled and mostly green broadcast. I know that's not as old as antennas, but still.

The most underrated surrealist comedy of all time.

I don't know if the site is reputable, but a Bandits reporter might actually have some insight into what's going on in Pegulaville. If this seems like trash, please feel free to delete. https://www.hockeyfeed.com/nhl-news/reports-that-terry-pegula-has-sold-the-buffalo-sabres

I don't think I've ever seen anybody reference this specific Kids in the Hall sketch. Good times on the message board!

But I bet you they both know how to spell inane.

They're so short!

Are you taking any prescription medication?

I'm counting cards, counting cards with Charlie Babbit.

You gotta stop worrying about cackles.

I'll give you a roster hole.

I understand your rape joke. When I was living in LA, the Church of Scientology had my car towed in Hollywood, and it cost me quite a pretty penny. I would hate them for that alone, but then there's all that other stuff.

Hey, take a look at my FACE, DICK.

That 70's Show sucks, and you're wrong for liking it, but Kurtwood Smith gave one of the best performances of all time in Robocop.

Googa, googa unga looga

My favorite part of that scene is that he's got the prongs right in that kid's neck.

The 90s were depressing as hell, but I freaking loved them.

Varmint will never quit. They're like the VC. Varmint Cong.

Casey Mittelstadt was clearly a cancer. Cancer Mittelstadt.

(Tea for the Tillerman references here also) I wish you glad tidings, Doohickie.

He stoned everyone.

You could have posted any track from that album, but I get it.