HumanSlinky39

Oh good, Florida PP...this should go swell.

CLEAR THE DAMN PUCK

Yep, gonna get Dell'd.

We're gonna get Dell'd, aren't we?

Mitts! Five hole!

Hope that doesn't open the floodgates, but I suspect we're gonna need some more goals...

Dell needs to control the damn puck. Too many get away from him.

Well, that was a nice surprise. Now let's not give up goals in buckets over the next two periods.

On the plus side, I think we have two damn good Centers for years to come in Tage and Dylan. Not sure either are a first line C, but both could end up being really good.

Skinner pots his second.

They gotta bring somebody else in. We have two goalies who have no business being more than spot starters...if that.

This is just stupid.

Skinner with the PP goal...

I'm gonna miss RJ, he makes terrible hockey watchable.

Put Butcher in goal, please.

JFC, almost allowed another one in...

Good lord. Getting boat raced by an expansion team at home.

Jesus, Dahlin...LOL

Nice work there by Murray.

LOL...brutal.

There’s a scene in ‘Moneyball’ where Billy Beane (Brad Pitt) walks into the A’s locker room following a loss to find them laughing and dancing to music on a boom box. Beane calmly walks over to a rack, grabs a bat and smashes the ***** out of the boom box. The players are all staring at him, stunned. He waits a few seconds in the continued silence, then says “that’s what losing sounds like” before walking off. I’d like Granato to watch that scene.

It is so painful watching this team try to set up a shot.

To use a reverse euphemism/analogy: Aaron Dell is like a hot dog trying to defend a hallway.

*BREAKING* Aaron Dell isn't a very good goalie.

Moving him to Center was a stroke of genius. Looks like Ivan Drago and Rocky.