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ESPN Thanksgiving Panic Index—Sabres
HumanSlinky39 replied to FrenchConnection44's topic in The Aud Club
Do any Sabres fans really "panic" anymore? Seems like we mostly just shrug our shoulders. -
GDT Devils at Sabres 11/28/25 4pm MSG WGR550
HumanSlinky39 replied to PromoTheRobot's topic in The Aud Club
Here is what I wish would happen RIGHT NOW - Kevyn Adams is strapped to a rocket wearing nothing but tar and feathers and launched into outer space. (Simply being fired will suffice if the theatrics are too much) - Jarmo is named his replacement. Jarmo built some pretty damn good teams in Columbus, something many felt impossible at the time. - Jarmo fires Lindy and his stooges (if that's too harsh, convince him to step down and make him an "advisor") and somehow convince DeBoer to take the job. It looks hopeless now, but with a good coach steering this ship, there's still a chance to make the playoffs. *Insert Mora meme here* - Use the rest of the season to evaluate who's worth keeping and who needs to go. If you're not legit pushing for a playoff spot at the deadline start moving guys to the highest bidder. - After the season, hire a POHO with experience, a vision, and a willingness to hold guys accountable at all levels of the org. - Actually try to REALLY improve the roster in free agency. Jarmo convinced Johnny Hockey (RIP) to sign with Columbus. He has the chops. Just checked, there's no palm trees in Columbus, either. Here is what I think will happen - Nothing. -
GDT Devils at Sabres 11/28/25 4pm MSG WGR550
HumanSlinky39 replied to PromoTheRobot's topic in The Aud Club
I see no reason to believe anything other than this happens. Because, as I always say, this is not a serious hockey organization. -
GDT Devils at Sabres 11/28/25 4pm MSG WGR550
HumanSlinky39 replied to PromoTheRobot's topic in The Aud Club
Glad I missed this turd. I have nothing to say other than fire Adams. Actually, also fire Ruff and the Stooges, too. This is beyond tiresome. -
GDT Devils at Sabres 11/28/25 4pm MSG WGR550
HumanSlinky39 replied to PromoTheRobot's topic in The Aud Club
That's conservative... -
GDT Devils at Sabres 11/28/25 4pm MSG WGR550
HumanSlinky39 replied to PromoTheRobot's topic in The Aud Club
A lot of that with this Sabres team. Lindy and the buffoons next to him on the bench need to go. I honestly wonder if they do ANY coaching at all. -
GDT Sabres at Penguins 11/26/25 7pm MSG WGR550
HumanSlinky39 replied to Brawndo's topic in The Aud Club
Does Power have any real talent besides being 6'6, though? I struggle to pinpoint one thing he's good at. Sure, he's a decent enough puck mover, but there's a lot of those. I see a really average offensive defenseman who is mostly a liability on defense and doesn't have a single clue how to utilize his size/length to his advantage. I'm sure some (a lot?) of that is piss poor coaching, but there are some things a guy that was as touted as him coming in should be able to figure out. He's in his fourth full NHL season and is he really any better than his first? When's the last time you can recall noticing Power positively for a whole game? I'm really struggling to recall one and I watch him pretty closely waiting for that "wow" moment you expect from a #1 overall pick (even in a weak draft). He's too damn passive. -
GDT Sabres at Penguins 11/26/25 7pm MSG WGR550
HumanSlinky39 replied to Brawndo's topic in The Aud Club
Exactly this. This loss isn't solely on UPL by a damn stretch, but his track record has made him ripe for blame and two of the goals he let in are stopped by good NHL goalies. The Pens did not play a good game by any stretch and still got 4 past him and hung an .833 SV% on him. This is the kind of game teams with playoff aspirations need their goalie to steal for them. UPL didn't do it. And so as not to offend UPL's fans, hat tip to Timmons for two dipshit plays and to Power for playing scarecrow in front of the net. -
GDT Sabres at Penguins 11/26/25 7pm MSG WGR550
HumanSlinky39 replied to Brawndo's topic in The Aud Club
Adams is the fart. Not the whimsical whistle toot everyone gets a chuckle out of, he's the brown tide, ate Taco Bell at 1 am "oh *****, why is this happening to me???" kind of fart. -
GDT Sabres at Penguins 11/26/25 7pm MSG WGR550
HumanSlinky39 replied to Brawndo's topic in The Aud Club
*fart noise* Fire Adams -
GDT Sabres at Penguins 11/26/25 7pm MSG WGR550
HumanSlinky39 replied to Brawndo's topic in The Aud Club
Yep, same old Sabres. This team is allergic to momentum. -
GDT Sabres at Penguins 11/26/25 7pm MSG WGR550
HumanSlinky39 replied to Brawndo's topic in The Aud Club
Damn, thought Sammy Orr was gonna tie it up. -
GDT Sabres at Penguins 11/26/25 7pm MSG WGR550
HumanSlinky39 replied to Brawndo's topic in The Aud Club
Make the Pens Alamo -
GDT Sabres at Penguins 11/26/25 7pm MSG WGR550
HumanSlinky39 replied to Brawndo's topic in The Aud Club
QUINN -
GDT Sabres at Penguins 11/26/25 7pm MSG WGR550
HumanSlinky39 replied to Brawndo's topic in The Aud Club
How 'bout we all agree that the whole team just sucks (except the PK)?
