Claude Balls

I'll trade her shot for shot 😉 😉

Dude, how many times are you gonna check out tonight? You just can't quit these guys, can ya??

I'll call ya!!

Benson, better than any vet on this team. Send him back to Roch before he gets wrecked. Although the Amerks are pretty bad right now too. Trade him, trade him while he's hot Adams. I had a good day yesterday and today. And now Pegula hockey has turned me back into an arsehole.

Great song and fits this ***** show perfectly.

He'd be halfway to Bermuda by now. He would never stand for this bullshiit. Either that, or he'd be in jail for choking Adams out.

You have to actually begin something to be able to quit it.

Why do you think the fans gave him a standing ovation earlier.

Lucky you, I have to re-mortgage my house paying for the booze this team makes me drink.

Are we sure UPL still doesn't have the diarrheas??

Oh look, another Avalanche goal

Don't get me started Spooner

Lmfao. What an absolute trainwreck this organization is. How many times do we have to keep repeating ourselves?? And why do we still bother?

Jfc, Dahlin almost went short side on 6K

And other teams have no clue when not to sign a washed player. I like EJ, but KA couldn't do better?

EJ thinking I love you Colorado.... I f'n hate my new team

What a beautiful disaster this team is.

Lol, how easy was that??

Wow, how much does Erik Johnson hate Buffalo?? I don't even have to wake up tomorrow. I feel a drunk coming on.

Wtf time is puck drop?? They halt starts now because it's TNT and the first game went into OT?

After the playoffs last season, I went ahead and bought 18 games this year. Mistake?? Who's the clown, I'm the clown.

Jfc, Amerks defense is 5 times worse than the Sabres. Amerks outshot 42-20. Only thing worse than the Amerks defense is their shootout ability. What a joke. Lose to Springfield with Malcomb Subban in goal in front of 700 fans in Mass. This org is ***** for the foreseeable future. If KA doesn't fix the defense somehow soon, don't expect anything. Devon Levi isn't nearly big enough to plug the hole in this franchises dam.

After Rochester got up 2-0 early, Springfield has outshot them in a comical way. And here we go to OT. And the T-birds PA guy is the worst I've ever heard. Intentionally pronouncing opposing players names wrong, to all the "whoooooos" after goals and just randomly for no reason, and announcing that there were 5 minutes left in the game. I've never heard it before. He sould be working for the Savannah Bananas. Total clown show.

They've blown so many 2 goal leads, just in the third period alone. It's pretty pathetic. I'm shocked they have the record they do. Hey...they just tied it up. And the Springfield PA guy just butchered another Amerk players name. Is this the new thing now?, to pronounce the opposing players names wrong after a goal? Not the first time I've heard from opposing teams announcing a goal.

Amerks score twice in the first 3-4 mins of the game. Springfield scores their first with under 20 seconds left in the 1st. And 2nd period is just tennis hockey, back and forth until the fire alarm goes off and warning messages start blaring over the PA. They start evacuating fans, while leaving players on the ice. After about 5 mins, they announce it was a false alarm. A few mins after plays starts up again, the T-birds score to tie it up. Subban is Springfields goalie too. Just a weird game to be watching. What seemed crazy to me, when the alarms went off, not one person moved. Everyone sat there until security started forcing people out. We, as Americans, have become so comfortable with everything about this country, nothing phases us. Wild, wild stuff man!! Update, Amerks down 3-2 after two. They can't hold a lead for jack *****.