Broken Ankles

No, Somebody that I used to know.

I find the 4 years telling. I mean Laine gets his AAV, but COL probably held off term. With the question marks on defense and motivation, this is the poster child candidate for a short term deal. You have to keep certain players hungry.

You shouldn’t complain Doohickie. My father complained once, ONCE!

Nick is $1.75M AAV - $7M total. Edit - overpaid, as was Miller. Cannot believe he received a two year deal.

How is this possible with a QO of $7.5M for Laine? Cap Friendly is not updated yet, but if $12M AAV as reported, the BJ's have only 900K in space.

Anytime now Kev.

I would like to examine number one a little more. Monica is 48 years old, and they were married in 2009. That puts her at 35 when he was 68. She was entering her sexual prime and OSP, best case scenario, has a ***** collecting dust. Right? She was an outstanding athlete. Nine Grand Slam singles titles, and coming off a Tennis HOF induction. To finding herself having the most unathletic sex, ever. What is the attraction? Monica ***** Seles should be off the coast of Portugal drinking sangria with some dude name Tiago, then back to the Four Seasons after some dancing at the local discoteche. Not reminding OSD (Old Sugar Daddy) where he left his reading glasses seven times a day. No comprende.

Has to be. Big name players not qualified in 2021 all signed for less than their QO's. Interestingly enough, two from this year on last years list as well. Kase - $2.6M with Ducks in 2020 - signed for $1.25M this past season with Leafs. Heinan - Making $2.8M with BB traded to Anaheim, and they didn't offer him. Signed with Pittsburg for $1.1M this past season. His would be arbitration eligible and scored a ton of goals for a 3/4 line player. So his QO would have been much larger than 10%. Dom Kahun - whom the Sabres didn't Qualify in 2020 signed with Edmonton for $975k and when they didnt Qualifyt in 2021 he played overseas. Ryan Donato - Sharks didn't Qualify at $1.8M (+10%) and signed league min with Kraken.

Riders on the strome Riders on the strome Into this house, we're born Into this world, we're thrown Like a dog without a bone An actor out on loan Riders on the strome

That’s what she said….In passive demeanor.

I included him in the Cap hit on their top 5 dmen. After that signing, unless Ellis stays on LTIR they have no space available.

How? They have zero cap space. What’s the projected AAV for JG? $8-9m? They would need to pay someone to take JVR, and still clear more, as he’s only $7m. Or R. Ellis, who missed all year and supposedly will play next year. They have $28m tied up between 5 defensemen. And those contracts….

Yeah, what better way to pump your clients value than being linked to the Buffalo “must overpay a UFA to come there” Sabres. Would love to know if Adams has feelers on Burakovsky. Insiders?

Redlinkski breakfast sausage is highly underrated as one of Buffalo’s best. It’s always in the gift package when the parents visit SoCal.

Bummed the Vegas (away) game is so close to Christmas. Same with Arizona. Busy season for me so that leaves Kings/Ducks games in February.

So you’re saying 2 wrongs, make a White?

Can you add color to the bold?

Sit back at his cottage (assuming they all have some kind of summer home), take another vacation with the family in Sept, collect $4m. Wait for some underperforming team to fire a coach. See if that job fits. If not, wait until next June and have 5 other job opportunities that are only available to a limited and incestuous few. Life doesn’t suck for the recently fired Trotz.

When I hear GIJ w/kung fu grip, I think of this….

1. Saving assets. 16OA is nothing to sneeze at. 2. Sabres get an additional/free year to see if Kanes skills are in decline. Could be the difference in negotiation of term in 2023. A trade presumes extensions are already agreed upon. 3. Kane gets a chance to see if the Sabres are taking that next step. Maybe he is not sold, yet. 4. Chance to play for a contender and win another Cup next year. As noted above, it’s more probable than not it won’t happen in Buffalo if he was traded there. 5. Learning from your mistakes. Lower echelon teams should not trade multiple assets for UFA’s with no term. I believe your comp was Claude G. Traded to a first place contender. When was the last time a bottom 9 team traded for a top flight UFA in the final year of their contract? Not including ROR.

A good Fonzie gif must be rewarded a thumbs up.

If you started a sentence with “so I’m at this bar in Vegas”, the absolute last guess ever is that you follow with, “everyone is quiet for the Anthem”. Not the bars I used to frequent in Las Vegas. oh, and go about your business.

https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nhl/news/largest-shutout-victory-stanley-cup-final-avalanche/txkzmc6jhkgohojxew5a04zj good call.

Largest shutout victory in a Stanley cup Final game in the history of the sport. A sweep would be appropriate as Colorado has be the class of the west all year. Tampa is outmatched, and has to be exhausted after so many playoff games the last three years.

Pretty sure Bogo was there for 20 & 21 so it would be his third.