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Not one shot on goal yet?! Piss on these ***** turds.

I like dags

Drink beer in the German area of Epcot until my wife and kids hunt me down.

Doohickie better throw something on the ice if we win.

Made up for it

Boom!

That schtick has gotten pretty old tbh.

What the ***** was that?

***** Vesey?!

Clever innuendos up in here...

I understand the likely offensiveness but for Buffalo in January with the Sabres sucking as of late it made my night.

So he'd be perfect here then because I don't think there's anybody at the helm of the SS Sabres.

Nice win. Excuse me while I delete this site from my favorites to save my marriage.

Boom!!!

I'm fairly certain this entire blog has collectively decided to off me via the Internet.

I'm not sure if this comment is for Eichel or the gif above your comment...

I have a feeling I'm sleeping on the couch tonight...

***** YEAH!

Her response to this was "nice try".

Aaaaaaand my wife now officially doesn't believe me that I'm on a Sabres blog when she asked me what I was so preoccupied with my phone for....

Pretty entertaining hockey.

Looks like it's peak Sabres disappointment time of year. They're not worth it. Don't let these pricks make you divisive.

What?! I just woke up from a nap. This isn't game seven of the Cup Finals?!

Too many puppies with guns in their hands.

I'll bow out of this conversation after this because hockey management is above my pay grade and I was looking to vent to someone other than my four year old but it wouldn't surprise me at all if I found a door at the arena that led me to the Sabres version of the Matrix Architect and it just so happened to be Salacious B. Crumb. At least I'd have closure to this debacle.