If we were all smart we would stop going to the games and buying merchandise but this is Buffalo. Half of us are half in the bag most of the time and in some sort of quasi-catatonic state from a combination of wings and snow. The Sabres or Bills could send out remote controlled cardboard cutouts of Peanuts characters on the ice/field and we'd still buy tickets/merch and just grumble about it. I really don't think these teams are going anywhere anytime soon. What, where am I?! Mmmmm.... wings.