Indabuff

8 mil a year and a lifetime supply of acacia leaves for Tage.

I think Ray just said "let's take a leak".

Marty, wut?

JFC, trash

It dawned on me that it's April Fools' 10 seconds before checking in here and falling for it.

I've decided to play Holy Diver backwards on repeat in hopes the Sabres don't blow this lead. If it works, all hail Dio.

This graphic is one of the most depressing things I've seen in a while. FFS.

I do agree with your sentiment but I suppose I've had a bit of a paradigm shift. I mean, Risto has been here for a while. I'm too lazy to look up how long but this organization's general incompetence has been pretty much going on for his entire career, no? I'm guessing at a certain point of this revolving door of circus characters and suckage I'd say ***** it and mail it in. I'm not saying he is or saying he deserves to do so and I'm not disagreeing with you or making excuses for this Benny Hill ***** but maintaining a high motor effort for dis many games over dat many years has to wear on the psyche regardless of salary.

Even in ineptitude they manage to disappoint me.

If they lose they tie for longest streak of consecutive losses, no?

He was actually out there on the ice? I thought he was just another Sabre buried somewhere on dat "undisclosed injury out indefinitely" list.

I can't stop giggling at your profile pic. It's fantabulous.

This team has to be worse than the tank team. They're a punching bag of the NHL.

Sadistically I began enjoying the post game interviews. Unfortunately the players no longer exhibit any frustration during them. Seems they're just on autopilot now. I could see some of them propping up cardboard cutouts of themselves during them in the near future.

My God. This organization is a steaming pile of whale *****.

Are those superimposed Gatorade symbols pulsating or were the gummy bears I snacked on this afternoon laced?

Started watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix. I'm enjoying it. Except for some crazy Ubba mofo. Not sure if it's the character or the actor who portrays him but I feel like I should beat feet when he shows up on the screen.

FWIW, my wife had it (I'm having difficulty mentioning the virus by name) and recovered a couple months ago. This week she began to smell an "odor of smoke" everywhere. Apparently it's a thing.

Ellis with the Friar Tuck hair

It's probably been mentioned already but props to Duff and Biron for their emotion and authenticity for Hockey Fights Cancer. Dudes definitely seem plugged in on the subject. It's nice to know there are still a few people associated with this team that have a pulse.

Completely agree. On paper the team looks like they can compete. What in the blue ***** is the major malfunction?

Cancel the season. Start playing again when they get their ***** together.

..."tired players out there." ***** hilarious